Fracks

Also known as "Fracks(or Fraque)Disease" Is a mock disease founded by Samuel Jay Fraques that is used to describe symptoms such as the inability to speak words in a sentence in their right order, Switching the first letter of a word for another first letter of a word that comes later in a sentence, and replacing descripitve words with some variation of the word "frack."

Person one
"I'm going to car the park." or "Could you tick up your poys?" or "When life gives you lemons... Shove a fracking stapler in a VCR."
Person Two
"Oh man, you've got a bad case of the fracks"

by Kirby McKay January 14, 2009

Fracking

Fracking was originally defined as another term for hydraulic fracturing, a hazardous method of extracting oil and natural gas by fracturing rock beneath earth's surface and injecting chemicals into it. There is scientific evidence that this practice can cause earthquakes by lubricating faults, and contaminating clean water. Chris Christie notably vetoed a ban on this practice.

Now fracking is defined for what it is and the people who support it, stupid, ignorant, dumb, fat, and Chris Christie.

Plus, fracking closely resembles the word f*&#ing...because that's what people get when people frack.

Q: Why can't a fracking blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.

by anonymous00000000000000 October 24, 2013

fracking

The act of either ejaculating or urinating into another man's pee hole while engaged in docking

Our recent docking session yielded some major fracking action and it was glorious!

by stxnthamix May 28, 2015

Fracked

Combo of fractured and fucked. When you're still heart broken over an ex and go fuck someone else.

Jenny just broke up with Bill and she fracked Joe.

by Azorn April 24, 2014

Fracking

The act of ejaculation into a vagina, inducing menstruation.

I spent last night fracking my wife, unfortunately I found out this morning.

by will000m December 17, 2013

fracking it

the new way of saying crushing it, cause it's deeper and more dangerous

Did you hear that new tune? They are Fracking it

by directorball May 19, 2016

Fracking

Farting or queefing while having sex. The term comes from extracting gas from the earth through penetration

The amount of taco bell I had with my girlfriend caused me to be unable to stop fracking that night. She eventually got irritated and fracked on my dick.

by Jawney March 31, 2015