Friends 

people who are there to make you wet yourself at the strangest moments, preferably someplace awkward.

Me: *something funny*
You: *wets pants from laughing too hard*
Stranger: they must be best friends.

Friends by yourninjamaster June 18, 2010

friends 

A break up line used by a chick who just wants dump your ass, but also wants to be nice about it. The sex probably sucks.

"I think we were just better off just friends"

"Jimmy, I want to break up ... but HEY .. we can be friends!!!"

friends by Chelsey January 14, 2005

friends 

1. People who act like they are interested in you to fuck you over later
2. People who have common interests or hobbies
3. People who gets profit off of you

Yo that friends that I’ve told you about, they fucked me over last week... they pretend to be my friends to get some liquors off of me

friends by C.s May 23, 2006

Friends 

People who pretend to like you so they can 1. 'borrow' your clothes and/or 2. copy everything you do and pretend it was their idea.

'I liked your hair cut so i went and got it, but were friends so who cares'

'Oh i like your phone, i wonder who had that idea to get it.

Friends by cjs. May 16, 2009

Friends 

A mega hit NBC tv series from the 90's where a group of friends live together and occasionally date each other.

Chad : Hey Kiersten how about I come over to your place tonight we can watch Friends and cuddle!
Kiersten : No way I'm going to Jakes were gonna watch a porn and fuck like crazy!
Chad : I remember when we made that porn together you was Rachel and I was Ross!
Kiersten : Hey you told me you got rid of that stupid thing!
Chad : No way it's the only memory of your hot naked body I got left!
Kiersten : You Bastard!

Friends by SlopNChop July 30, 2017

friends 

Friends are people who love you and vice versa. They may not always agree to what you say or do, since they believe that you deserve something better. They are beside you ALL the way. So, it hurts to lose a friend.

A lifetime is enough to make friends, yet a lifetime is NOT enough to understand them. We have to remember that as people, we are ALL subject to change. You can NEVER know someone fully, since you are imperfect. Yet, we can try to. LOVE your friends, and treasure the memories - they will cherish you even more...

I LOVE MY FRIENDS, but who are they?

Not all people who you feel inclined to have affection for are your friends. Just keep on analyzing and you'll see...

friends by Titanium_Heart October 8, 2008

Friends 

Someone that’s always there for you. Hard to find real ones (i made this on a school night and I’m bored. Time:11:43)

ig I have friends

Friends by D E P R E S S I O N December 1, 2019