Fatass

A person who is extremely overweight and won’t stop eating.

Jaron Schiowitz is a perfect example of someone who is fat. He is also a really big fatass.

by D’TRIO May 11, 2020

fotissss

The ultimate master of roblox. His incredible high IQ allows him to set up plays that outsmart his enemies, regarding him the best on the field .The scenes always end up like John Wick's movies.

-I lost a round of phantom forces last night.
- Oh no, what happened?
- Fotissss was on the enemy team.

by Light Guy July 2, 2020

designated fatass

The larger person in a group of friends that is automatically blamed for any food that goes missing.

Who took the last cupcake?! *everyone looks at the largest person* Largest Person says: "Oh, so now i'm the designated fatass?!"

by Monroe 108 October 21, 2014

footass

Verb: The action of footing one's ass.

That ho got a good "footassing" last night.

by Kristopher Fredrickson February 24, 2008

Preferred Fatass Parking

The closest non-handicapped, actual parking space to a store. The exceedingly huge park here so as not to have to walk any distance that could be considered exercise. The next step is buying a handicapped placard and rolling around in a wheelchair purely for the sake of escaping fatigue caused from walking more than the 5 feet it usually takes to get to the refrigerator.

FAMF: OMG! LOOK AT THAT SPOT! IT'S CLOSER THAN THE HANDICAPPED PLACE!

Blob o' Fat: QUICK! HIT THAT SHIT!

FAMF: Dude, this is the best Preferred Fatass Parking ever.

Blob o' Fat: Seriously! Now hurry up, I want my fucking triple Quarter Pounder.

by Rawrasaurus January 20, 2007

fatassdon

usually a very unloving person who is very fat, often named "big don" or "tubalard" or "twinky" like talahassy :D often man of the house.

DAMN LOOK AT DON! HE'S A FATASSDON BRO.

by FAGGOT$4LYFE. December 14, 2010

corporate fatass

A more accurate way of saying "corporate fatcat".

Microsoft, SONY, and the RIAA are corporate fatasses who never cared about their customers.

by AYB May 11, 2003