fornicating furry

any time a chuck-e-cheese employee has sex at work, or mickey cheats on minnie at disney world.

My brother caught his girlfriend with a disgusting fornicating furry in chuck-e-cheese yesterday.

by Memeblaze February 19, 2019

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Cluster Fornication

1. Miltary term for a situation caused by too many inept officers, cluster referring to the insignia worn my majors and LT. Colenels, oak leaf clusters.

Also known as "Charlie Foxtrot".

2. A derogatory term used to describe a system or operation that has been totally screwed up by a group of idiots who couldn't leave something well enough alone.

The new traffic signals that the GADOT installed on the on-ramps to the highway are suppose to help relieve traffic, but instead all they do is create a cluster fornication on the surface streets.

by The Tanimal February 2, 2009

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fortification

Often confused with medieval castles and military forts, fortification is actually a lifestyle choice. Fortifiers ingest large amounts of asszucchini, dingleberries, brown asparagus, and other assorted rear-end vegetables. Based on the controversial diet section of Corny V. Buttstache's sensationalizing book, "Brown Greens," it advocates the practice of slowing.

I always find myself in a state of fortification.

by Corny V. Buttstache December 6, 2007

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Fornication Under Consent of the King

in Europe in the olden-days...

if a man wanted to sleep with a woman and she says "no" he can go to the king and if he says it is okay, the woman HAD to sleep with the man.

Fornication Under Consent of the King=FUCK

--"dude i fucked 5 girls this weekend!"

--"you mean fornication under consent of the king?! wow i can't believe he said yes!"

by lesley_roo January 11, 2009

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