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gayly forward

Gay people, even when taking directions, do not "go straight." When we proceed in the direction we are facing we move gayly forward.
straight friend : Now keep going straight and then make a left over there.
gay driver: I'll never go straight!

gay friend: Now go gayly forward then make a left
gay driver: I can deal with that
by outcub June 18, 2010
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Straight and Forward

Referring to an object that is, in fact, straight in front of the person or object in question. Used by supremely cool high schooler(s).
Yo bro the people in the house straight and forward do drugs
by gangstud1 March 3, 2021
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Moving Forward

Overused buzzwords used mainly in the corporate world.
These unnecessary words are consistently used to denote something new in a company; be it a policy or a procedure.
Their use is totally fucking stupid, since there is no way to start using new procedures in the past. These words are filler and an example of verbal diarrhea.
Dave mentioned during the meeting that to reduce the amount of skidmarks in our underwear we should be sure to use at least five panels of toilet paper moving forward.
by gasman3 July 20, 2008
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email forwards

Email forwards tend to be generated by nincompoops. They seem to believe that email domains/businesses/ghosts can track your emails and see how many people you send them to.

Often people believe ill babies will get money from AOL. Or perhaps that sending it to 30 people will grant a wish of your choice, improve your luck and or sex life.

The worst part of this phenomenon is that many people believe it. Please don't join them.
"I didn't send this on, now I'm dead"
by sylvie May 29, 2004
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3 forward

Most often pronounced 3 ferd

A male that undergoes breast augmentation and hormone therapy however maintains his genitalia and presents himself as a member of the opposite sex to unsuspecting victims. 3 forward refers to the two breasts and the penis, with all three appendages being forward the rest of the body.
As your wing man, I’ve got to stop you right now. I’d bet a grand that chick you’re talking to has got 3 forward.

Did you hear Kenny took home a 3 ferd last night? He says he was too drunk to know what he was doing...
by 3forward April 11, 2008
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forward fart

farting when seated and instead of exiting backwards out of your ass, it moves forward in bubble towards the scrotum or vagina and exits in the front of the pelvic region.
"Ah, man...I just let out a forward fart...gross!"
by Catherine M. December 19, 2006
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forwardiot

An idiot who keeps forwarding shit to you
If that damn forwardiot sends me ONE more link to hotplumbersandtheircracks.com, I'll kill him.
by A Cann May 25, 2007
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