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Fratting for wood

1. When stranded in the Brocono Mountains, exploring all surrounding homesteads for suitable firewood to support your insatiable desire for beer and women henceforth resulting in the kleptomania of hanus amounts of uncompensated firewood (and simultaneously packing the fattest skoal spearmint gooches imagined by mankind).

2. When sorostitutes attend frat parties in seek of long hard frat wood, only to realize that their frat daddy has developed erectile dysfunction due to weeks of hazing and cocaine abuse. Said sorostitute resorts to "fratting for wood" by hitting on every frat guy she encounters hoping to deliver to her sacred flower blossom the trunk of a frat guy's pedigree.
1. Frat guy #1: DOOD! we're out of firewood!
(two hours and 14 beers later)
Frat guy #2: Yo let's go fratting for wood, it's getting cold in this STP.

2. Frat guy #1: DOOD! those sluts are totally trying to get fucked at our party tonight....
Frat guy#2: yeah man, they've been fratting for wood ever since their boyfriends passed out from speedballs. Ima about to give her the timber ;)
Frat guy#1 and frat guy #2: fraaaat.
by Mr. Tau December 27, 2010
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formating boxes

The act of a male performing one or more oral acts on another males anal orifice
"I like formating boxes"
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fromatting

A case where one’s afro hairdo becomes noticeably matted; this would be a specific case of a “bad hair day”. This word is a portmanteau of “afro” and “matting”.
Guy: yo dude your afro looks messed up
Guy with Afro: huh
Guy: it looks matted
Guy with Afro: yea its a legit fromatting problem
by Can Do Andrew January 7, 2016
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They are non-binary and pansexual
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Forgetting the green tea

When a man does insignificant that enrages your significant other.
Dana Yesterday was garbage day, did you take it to the curb?
Ernest No I completely forgot.

Dana forgetting the green tea! I’m not surprised.
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Forgotting

"I felt bad for forgotting."
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Furmating

When grass grow
The grass is furmating
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