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foreman grill

The smartest invention ever built by some jock by the name of George Foreman.

You can cook fecal matter in this grill and amaze your friends in the process.
Flying J Cook : DOOD! I got meself a George Foreman Grill
Manager : Cool! Let's cook shit and feed it to the masses!
by damn damn danno October 1, 2006
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formon

A former mormon (i.e. member of the so-called Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints). Someone who wised up and realized just how utterly loony Mormonism is.

Often brought on by actually reading the Book of Mormon or studying the life of Joseph Smith.

See also jack mormon, exmormon, morg.
Some prominent formons include Warren Zevon, Eliza Dushku, the singer Jewel, Paul D. Boyer, William Shunn, etc.
by bloviating1 June 5, 2009
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George Foreman

Former heavyweight boxer and grill maker who was recently discovered to have no fingerprints due to a tragic accident in his early grill making life.
Former heavyweight boxer George Foreman, who has reached popularity again with his range of cooking appliances, was held by security for 4 hours at the Miami International Airport today.

Security would not allow Foreman, who had been doing promotion in Japan, back into the country as he could not provide the fingerprints required by federal law for entry. An accident over 15 years ago while using drain cleaner resulted in chemical burns to both his hands, and the loss of most of his fingerprints.

A spokesperson for the MIA, Terry Noble, said "It has been an unfortunate misunderstanding and the airport sincerely apologises to Mr Foreman." He also stated that a review of the procedures at the airport had been launched to prevent the situation arising again.
by Borange January 14, 2006
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jon foreman

Switchfoot lead singer. Recently released two solo EPs, and has an amazing voice, and is a extremely talented, mature individual.
jon foreman is Third Only to John Lennon and Jesus.
by No one..in particular. January 11, 2009
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Eric Foreman

Red Foreman: son you don't have bad luck
Eric Foreman ...
Red Foreman: it's just,.. your a dumbass....
by Zenjamintraverse June 1, 2018
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Fortmonth

An indeterminable, long and agonizing amount of time.
It took me a fortmonth to get over the fact that I didn't coin the term fortminute.
by Gene Damian July 3, 2011
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Why you all up in my George Foreman

It means why are you all up in my "grill" or face.
by xKRIZZLYx July 19, 2010
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