Closet Fapper

A person who endlessly denies that they fap when they are questioned about it....but when they get home.....they proceed to fap.

Me: Do you fap bro? I know I do when I get the urge
Guy: Hell no you loser! I have too many girls on my nuts for that
Me: (This guy is probably a closet fapper)
(Later that night) Guy: What porn shall I view tonight?

by GuysThinkAlikeDotCom August 17, 2012

The fappen

A very hard pinch. Usually performed with a pinching gesture.

"Thats the fucking fappen"
"Thats it you are getting the fappen"

by ///////////////.////////////// August 26, 2019

Flopped Some Cock

The descriptive act of insulting a family member, friend, or stranger, by displaying personal defense implements in an aggressive fashion, while also drawing maximum attention to your actions.

I flopped some cock on my cousin, because she was wearing a Hillary t-shirt.

by Mike McArock December 8, 2016

name flopper

Person who casually invokes the name of a "famous celebrity" only to have the listener be less than impressed by the acquaintance.

Guy trying to impress his date: So, the other day before I leave work, I decide to have the crew fix me up a couple Double Whoppers with cheese and a large order of rings to take home for dinner. While I was waiting for my food, I ended up chatting with Chris Kattan who stopped in for a value meal. Yeah, CK was bouncing some ideas off me for "Corky Romano 2."
Girl: <yawns and thinks to herself, "What a name flopper!">

by 1985cyclone September 11, 2009

flip flopped

when one is extremely high off Marijuana
(mainly used in stoner culture)

"Wow, I'm so flip flopped right now after hitting that bong"

by germTWIX October 26, 2014

Toilet Flopper

-noun

An extremely obese person whose butt, when sitting to relieve themselves, spills over the sides of the toilet.

Chad: Holy shit dude, did you see that fat dude in that stall over there through the cracks? He was freakin' huge!

Bill: Yeah, he's a toilet flopper alright!

by jclk March 27, 2008

Fappers Remorse

The feeling of disgust after oneself is done fapping to something strange. It usually occurs right after oneself has came all over his keyboard.

When I was done fapping to trannyporn again I immediately felt Fappers Remorse

by pooook October 31, 2011