Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF"

Taking a shit twelve inches in length in roughly five minutes.

I just took the biggest five minute footlong.

Did you see that "FMF" that was left in the toilet?

........Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF"........

by Mr. 5150 September 8, 2010

Footfinger

A toe.

OW! I stubbed my footfinger!

by Shant K. January 6, 2011

five dollar footlong

the kind of deals man whores make

You: I got a five dollar footlong last night
Me: *gasp* you naughty girl/ boy

by RACHELLLLLLLLLL August 4, 2008

Fooling Someone

See Practical Joke

I swear, Practical Joke is the same as fooling someone!

by roflmywafflestatus April 27, 2006

Pussy Footing

When a person keeps trying to stall or change the subject of a conversation; usually when a person is trying to hide something from you

John: "Hey, do you like Amy?"
Zack: "Well, I do, but I like her like my sister, you know? We're really good together, but I would never do anything to her, and-"
John: "Dude, quit Pussy Footing and get to the point."

by FACE! SNAP! March 9, 2010

Famous footlong

The famous foot long originates from the pedophile from subway. It means jared’s long penis he used to rape kids

You got raped by a famous footlong

by NOSH22GAMING February 8, 2019

Toe-Footing

Toe-Foot-Ing- v. Tip towing with haste.

Bro.. my girl was awake when I got home.. I Toe-Footing thru the back door.. she never heard me walk in.

by KMFLb May 2, 2021