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The Football

The Presidential briefcase that contains launch codes to launch nuclear missiles. It travels with him anywhere he goes allowing him to start a nuclear war from anywhere at anytime.
The President can launch a nuclear missile from anywhere using "The Football"
by Mistahtom January 13, 2006
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National Kiss A Football Player Day

On October 28 all girls have to kiss a football player inspired by friend Danielle
Bella: Omg it’s national kiss a football player day
Danielle : I’m gonna go kiss a football player
by heidywkrufiwiebdwisij October 25, 2019
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football jellyfish

A football player whose dreadlocks stick out from underneath their helmet. Term coined by Bill Hader as Stefon on Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update.
Robert Griffin III, Marshawn Lynch, Larry Fitzgerald, Chris Johnson, and Stephen Jackson are all football jellyfish.
by Newt Spoot June 3, 2013
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Crapulla Football Club

A woeful excuse of a Rugby League football club that partakes in the National Rugby League. Spends much of its time suffering from scandals, woeful on field performance, a totally inept management, a complete inability to turn a profit, or win a premiership. The best outcome for this basket case would be to export it to an expansion region of the NRL, where it may finally start to be a worthwhile club, not a leech on the rear end of the St George Dragons.

The club's greatest achievements are: poaching talent off other clubs, never winning a premiership, and having their stadium sponsored by a company specialising in removing rubbish to the tip, which is where the club belongs.
Example for Crapulla Football Club:

Chris: Did you see the crapulla game?

Rozza: I'd rather watch fucken grass grow.
by rozza1 September 3, 2013
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Sackle Football

A sport with the same rules as to two-hand touch football, except players use their own nut sacks to tackle opposing players, rather than using their hands. In order for a "sackle" to count, the "sackler" must touch the opposing player with full nut sack. This is most commonly done by jumping and wrapping one's legs around the opponent in order to pull the individual closer to one's sack.
"Hey, for Brosgiving we're all playing sackle football on the green!" - Chad
by J.Erickson December 30, 2019
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Disabled Football clan

Disabled Football clan is a Discord server with 1k members
by unkown shush ok bruh October 10, 2021
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