fonge

a sticky, gooey substance that covers anything and you have no idea where it came from.

Ahhhhh - What is this fonge on the toilet seat?

by hurshalla January 17, 2009

fong

a system of meaurement equal to 100 pounds.

An elephant penis weighs 2 fongs.

by Eric April 05, 2005

fong

An asian woman men want to have random sex with

"Hey guys, I'm going to get some fong this weekend"

by originalffd October 08, 2006

fong

to pass off your duties, or work, to unsuspecting individuals thinking they will be "helping"

I have a lot of work to do, I think I'll fong it off to the guys in the back office.

by Johnny Napalm November 01, 2006

fonged

To fong something means to post it on social media and then delete it.

The usage of this word comes from the social media behavior of Gary Fong, a "rockstar" of the photography world and the creator of a line of photography products, such as the Gary Fong Puffer (a device to soften your on camera flash). He is known for weighing in on a variety of topics from the photography world to the economy. He frequently posts status updates on Facebook or posts comments on Twitter, which mysteriously disappear after a short period of time (from a few hours to a few days.)

Jody: "Did you see that status update Jane posted last night? She really slammed Dave's behavior."

Mary: "It seems to be gone now. She must have fonged it."

by phantographer October 28, 2013

fong fong

fong fong the word those fuckin chinize fuckheads say when they curse the fuck out of you in other words it means fuck those fuckin chinize

go fong fong yo momma

by layne March 09, 2005

fong

A Fob who is completely clueless. Spends all day surfing the web without any purpose. A tragic case.

Oh no, look at how many Fongs are in the lab..

by Mike March 10, 2005