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Ninn Foakes

An absolute bell-end. An arse shaft with the intellectual capacity of a small dog turd. The biggest wank captain on the nonce squad. The type of slack jawed dolt to buy a vape and break it by giving it a sloppy blowjob. A creature born in the black depths of the Tarskavaig lagoon. A perpetual virgin that enjoys the smell of his own body-odor. A slope-headed dolt who doesn't require a condom because his sperm are too thick to find their way up his shaft even though they have hardly any distance to cover. The only discernible talent the Ninn actually possesses is to make the world's biggest ignoramuses feel like total geniuses with multiple PhDs and IQs reaching into the high thousands. When he was born his own parents tried to reject him in the manner of the Spartans but failed because the bottom of the cliff they threw him off was so disgusted it ran away.
I hope Ninn Foakes drowns in his own wank sweat.
by Lhistopher Cree February 20, 2018
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folakemi

A sweet person nd loveable most times tends to get angry and likes things done her own way.
A lover of food nd quite lazy.
By naza
That lady is loveable but boosy

Oh she is a Folakemi
by son of hitler March 18, 2017
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Fokko

Wanking upside down ,choking yourself while listening to hardcore or Terror
"im soo gonna Fokko this night"
by DannydekankerdikzakmetBoobs November 17, 2006
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foakley

A word creation which combines the words "fake" and "Oakley". The latter being the outragously expensive sunglasses considered cool to own. Foakleys are most easily acquired in big city streets from panhandlers.
Bobby Ray: Hey Bobby Sue, I hear you're going to NYC, could you pick me up a pair of foakleys?
Bobby Sue: No way! Those things are like 2 buxx!
by Enterthedavid June 28, 2005
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fokker

"That Fokker's a Messerschmidt!"
by Big John September 14, 2003
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FAKAKTE

Based on the Yiddish word verkakte. It can mean dirty, shitty, full of crap, or screwed-up.
"There was a time when a black man was killed for whistleing at a white woman, OJ killed a white woman and gets to whistle all day. Now that's fakakte."

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by DualSin October 6, 2007
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fokkit

- weren't you trying to quit smoking?
- well, fokkit, gimme a cig.
by missionm January 23, 2011
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