The Radio Flyer

The idiot who

(1) shops via any store's sale flyers and

(2) is always the one directly in front of you on any store's checkout line.

The Radio flyer never finds anything listed thereat, yet they don't ask for assistance.

They "complete" their shopping, eyeball the checkout girl and produce the sale flyer with a flourish, demanding any or all on said store's list.
The poor girl panics and calls for the store manager.

Only then is it confirmed that everything listed on this flyer was sold out. Years ago.
The Radio Flyer (so named because they have their own internal radio signals) exits, feeling triumphant.

You feel chagrined and embittered as everyone else who was shopping got out already and is/are en route to their homes.

Oh, the Curse of the Radio Flyer...

The Radio Flyer : But this was on the sale flyer !
Checkout Girl : Gasp ! Send for the manager !
Store Manager : Sir/Madam these articles have all ready been sold.
The Radio Flyer : (smirks and exits)
You : Why, oh why, did I shop here today ?

by hudson duster January 2, 2010

Nervous Flyer Handshake

When the person on the flight is apprehensive to fly so you help them relax. Typically by manual sexual stimulation.

Woman in the seat next to me was worried about flying. Let her give me a nervous flyer handshake to calm her down. Not sure about her but I need a smoke.

by HomerJ71 October 29, 2019

Kite Flyer

One who changes their opinions like a kite flyer looking for wind.

"Shane, your such a Kite Flyer! 5 minutes ago you said the exact opposite to that other woman."

by Ari Shaffer January 14, 2022

Kite Flyer

noun One who's opinion or political position changes frequently, according to popular opinion.

Shane Gillis is such a kite flyer; he goes where the winds go!

by Chay Comas January 14, 2022

Narcan frequent flyer

A person who is frequently administered Narcan after just another one of many opiate ODs.

Oh yeah, I know him, he’s our town’s number one Narcan frequent flyer!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019

Low flyer

Opposite of High flyer. A male who has nothing going for him. A failure in life.

Man, Jimmy just got shot down by the ugliest girl in the bar. He's such a low flyer.

by theycallmetheonion January 25, 2010

dome flyer

1. Someone who flies off a ledge or wall, headfirst
2. Any type of flying enemy in a video game, originating from the game, God of War.

1. Did you see him fall? That was a total dome flyer.
2. You can't get past the Trial of Zeuss until you kill all the dome flyers.

by callmemrwaffles April 4, 2009