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flubbergasted

shocked to the point of bouncing off of walls; a portmanteau of 'flubber' and 'flabbergasted'.
Dan was flubbergasted when his girlfriend agreed to marry him, but he was consequently arrested for disturbing the peace.
by ruwisc October 15, 2009
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Flubbernose

When you accidenatlly cum in a girls nose and she has to blow it out on a tissue it combines with the bogies and makes a new compund similar to flubber. Be warned becuse it bounces around the room looking for the nearest vagina to impregnate. Hence the phrase "bouncing baby boy"
YOU BASTARD YOU FLUBBERNOSED ME
by poolpool April 24, 2016
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Flubbermenschnooker

To put Jello in one's socks.

Often done as a prank, fashion statement, or pure chaotic neutral act.
Dude, I just Flubbermenschnookered Leonardo De Caprio's socks when he wasn't looking.
by Jake & Sam August 27, 2021
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flubber tits

"Hey flubber tits, come sit on uncle Fidencio's lap."
by Fidencio Salazaar December 12, 2002
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flubber blubber

flubber and blubber. Its where a person that is overweight has lots of over hangin fat excess fat. When you slap it it moves
Maria: OMG
ALanna: what!
Maria: I got flubber blubber how am i suppose to go to the dance now!!!!

Example 2:

Tyson: Look!
Jake: Where?
Tyson: There. See that flubbler blubbler on that chick over there..YUCk
by 8PINK8 July 5, 2007
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flubbing

The act of having sex with a crease, fold or other indentation in the flabby flesh of an obese person.

"flubbing - to find a fold and fuck it"

Probably from 'flubber' - flab + blubber
"Oh God! He's off flubbing with that buttertroll from before isn't he?"

"He suffocated while attempting to flub her back-tits"
by UrbanVoodoo September 24, 2009
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flubbernuckit

a load of bull shit scheduled by administration.
That new schedule they made is a flubbernuckit!
by Period 4 May 8, 2008
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