Me: *sniffs* what on earth is that?
My bro: I farted dude. want it in cupcake form?
me: shit dont let mum hear
you swear!
*mum enters*
me: you mean YOU FLUFFED, right?
my bro: ... yeah I... fluffed.
excuse me
*mum approves of our language
correction and leaves*
me: you fuckin stinkyass