Floofing

When a cat lays in a relaxed fashion on it's back and looks fluffy.

Shanna the Ragdoll Cat was floofing on the floor all morning.

by CatWordzz August 5, 2018

Hardwood Flooring

Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus.

"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."

"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."

by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020

Flooping

When you walk aimlessly around a store looking for something you dont neccessarily need to spend your money on that may or may not be useful to you.

I got distracted flooping at Kmart today.

by Positivep March 11, 2018

flooding

peeing underneath the stall door while someone is in there taking a dump

i was mad at my friend, so flooding him while he was on the toilet seemed like a great idea

by floodguy December 24, 2012

flooring

To lye on the floor after consuming a massive meal. The bloated feeling is eased and the horizontal position of your body aids digestion.

After my sixth helping at Thanksgiving I had to do some serious flooring or I thought I would die.

by coinflipper November 27, 2009

Flooding the Tunnel

Pissing inside a girls pussy while having sex.

I flooded the bitches tunnel last.

by KMarK November 12, 2003

Flooring

When you take a strong dose of Ecstasy and can't do anything but sit/lay on the floor

I'm really fucked up I'm flooring

by Dingodango July 2, 2017