Flatch

The process in which bits of watery poo sprays from the anus, during the farting process.
It is also used to describe the flapping of the butt cheeks in this process.

Flatching is often seen as embarasing and shameful, it is curtious to apologise to public and people around when you have just flatched.

"I'm sorry is that my flatch your covered in?'
"I'm terrible sorry, but I flatched all over your mother."
"I dont usually flatch like this."
"Did that hurt? My flatch wasn't perticularly watery today, I do apologise."

by Java Knees March 22, 2009

flatch

Flatmate, a British alternative to 'Roomie'. A more accurate term, since neither we, nor these so-called 'Roomies' actually share a bedroom. From 'Flatchum' or 'Flat Chum'.

"Hey Flatch, how was your day?"

by Flatch # 1 June 11, 2006

flortch

Accidently shitting oneself, usually wet and always by surprise. Diarhea fart.

I went to pick up that box but it was heavier than I thought and I flortched myself.

by Brian Westwood June 28, 2006

flatchup

"fart" inducing ketchup-ish thing in place of kechup

Tom and Jerry drowned in a vat of flatchup but they managed to escape by farting

by john christ February 26, 2008

flatchumacate

To fart on someone in an annoying way.

I flatchumacated in my brother's face because he was bothering me while I was playing video games.

by Sean Griffith January 17, 2007

flotch

to gamble and lose. a fart that's much too wet. similar to a shart, but much, much worse.

oh lord, i just flotched!

by stueyscott July 3, 2005

floach

A flying cockroach that makes women scream when it lands in their freshly styled hair.

A floach just landed in my hair.

by pist September 11, 2006