fairnt

used jocularly as a postpositive interjection to indicate that a previous statement is untrue

Josh tried to use his expired coupon at the local Thai restaurant. The cashier replied by saying "Fairnt".

by Cheeeeeetooooooo December 30, 2007

flingin the poon

To commit the act of ones self (being that self a man) taking his shlong and doing the gay act

of poking it inside another man's poop shoot, any man's poop shoot to be exact. And fling that poo out like an italian stallion.

Steve put his best man whore clothes on, to go on a mission of flingin the poon

by AshleyMichelle. April 8, 2015

winter fling

Winter fling- when two people team up for the winter. The couple may do things like watch movies, drink hot chocolate, go to museums, out to dinner, sex, anything to beat the winter blues. Couple is usually exclusive

Mark and I have a winter fling.

by Urbana November 22, 2014

Shit-flinging-monkey

A shit-flinging-monkey (simular to a douche pelican) refers to a person who is complaining/ mooching/ or just being an ass hole. Shit in this case is a metaphor for the stupid things this person is complaining or bitching about. "Flinging their shit at everyone".
However you can like a shit-fliging-monkey. I have one as a friend he is very nice and cute like a monkey but every once in a while he flings his shit like a rabid monkey.

"So i talked to him today and he was acting like such a shit-fliging-monkey."
"i dont want to hang out with thoes shit-flinging-monkeys...i'm tired of that shit..."

by PunkAssBitchEm August 7, 2006

two for flinching

A punishment for flinching: Two punches. If the victim flinches again, they'll suffer another two for flinching!

That's just how it works! Don't flinch, Vern!

"You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching! You flinched! Two for flinching!" etc.

by TheLostDude December 10, 2004

Fling ding

ejaculation. cumming. noise made during orgasm

"She made me fling ding after only a minute"

by Flibbler April 30, 2012

flinglebutt

A very convenient term for annoying younger siblings without incurring the wrath of your parents.

Sam is a flinglebutt, a flingle-flingle-flingle-butt.

by SheKnowsWhoDidThis January 13, 2009