satan's fleshlight

After obtaining a venomous snake (traditionally king cobra), one prys it's jaws open and proceeds to use it as a fleshlight.

"I just did satan's fleshlight. My dick is pumped."

by The dark wizard March 27, 2014

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Millionaire’s Fleshlight

The act of pleasuring oneself with a roll of hundred dollar bills wrapped around one’s member, similar to the popular sex toy the Fleshlight.

by Bobiffer June 10, 2018

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The sexual act of shooting someone and vigorously fucking the gunshot wound.

In order to maintain my abstinence I let my boyfriend give me a Chicago Fleshlight.

by Range68W December 01, 2019

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A place where a man can go and enjoy some nice pootang in public. Generally out in the open.

Troy: dude I used the public fleshlight at the beach yesterday. Now I feel awesome!
Sam: Me too!!! fleshlight

by EnchantedOrangeSoda September 27, 2015

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When someone from an affluent family uses a lobster or other large, cylindrical crustacean as a male masturbation aid, similar to a flesh light.

I think Pat is in his room keeping himself busy with a Mosman Fleshlight

by Pattycake69 September 28, 2023

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A game of tag involving a flesh light where the object is to get the flesh light on a guys penis.

To spice things up, Tim and John decided to strip naked and run around the house playing fleshlight tag.

by Scott20cmu January 02, 2015

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Fleshlight-off means to masturbate and have a cumgasm using your Fleshlight.

This morning I decided to Fleshlight-off to take care of my morning wood!

by eda-skip October 06, 2021

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