flat earthers

people who believe the earth is flat ,usually the people who repeat kindergarten and still fail.

flat earthers:My 5 page thesis on why the earth is shaped like an alex jones supplement

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Have we ever even seen the earth? Ive seen globes but those are "global"ist propoganda. Stupid science bitches couldnt even make i more smarter and they can see the moon? I think not you trick ass bitch. I specifically hate elon musk. Him and his other space nerds trying to shove propoganda like "why do you think the earth is a pill" and "please leave our room you dont have a job here" and "please put clothes on youre scaring my children" but i dont care.

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Science is a liar sometimes. If you look in history you see multiple science bitches doing stupid stuff like eating murcury and saying "the earths oceans are real" my point is scientists are wrong all the time and we should not take their word as fact.

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Where am i

They found me man. The globalists. They took my "brainpower" supplements and i cant think straight anymore. This is my last chance to say something. The earth is absolutely a pi--@#!%$#
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THE EARTH IS ROUND AND GLOBELIKE. DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM I MEAN ME. BELEIVE THE FACTS. IM A SCIENTIST. I AM A SCIENTIST. I AM A SCIENTIST. I AM A SCIENTIST

by smash mouth this is my swamp June 8, 2018

Flat Earther

A severe mental disorder where someone struggles with geometry and believes, as you can tell from the name, that the earth is, in fact, flat.

I spanked a Flat Earther for being dumb.

by BoxEarth November 13, 2018

flat earther

a person who does not accept or is out of touch with the realities/ beliefs of modern times;

one who blatantly dismisses/ disagrees with common knowledge or scientific findings.

Joe doesn't even believe the planet is round, or that we landed on the moon... he's a flat earther.

by G-Money12321 November 10, 2013

flat-earther

One who believes in the theory of flat earths, perhaps as a result of having either a flat head or flat testicles.

Two flat-earther astronauts go into space.

"Look dude, we're orbiting a blue pancake!"
"Holy fuck! That's a funny ball-shaped pancake!"

by masterblaster01 January 17, 2018

Flat Earther

An utter moron who thinks that the Earth is flat. It is often difficult to sway them into thinking that the Earth is actually round. They often make YouTube videos about their 'proof' that the Earth is flat, which is often debunked by people that know Science.

NOTE: Despite what facts you state, they will refuse to believe you and say 'You've been converted.' or 'NASA is lying to you.'

Person 1: "Hey, look at that guy, he's a flat earther!"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a bafoon."

by barney is a sexy boi July 14, 2020

Flat Earther

Someone who thinks earth is a disk; Another definition is a mentally challenged person

The Karen down the street is a flat earther

by Yeeterskertt January 5, 2021

flat earther

A separate line of the genus homo sapiens (Humans) who believe that earth is flat. They lack in comprehension and learning skills seeing they believe earth is flat which is of course WRONG.

Random people in the internet: Earth is actually flat, get your facts right.
Me: Hahahahaha, flat earther are stupid

by deathlol November 14, 2017