flamingo 

how many shrimps do you have to eat before you make your skin turn pink eat to much

shrimps are very rich because flamingos are hot

flamingo by dsajdasjdjsa October 29, 2019

flamingo 

Someone at the gym who only works out their upper body and has skinny legs.

"Rofl, check out the flamingo walkin' over to the bench press"

flamingo by bigwang69 November 25, 2009

Flamingo Affair 

Late 1989 NYC at Ron's Flamingo Bar, Randy McCandy accused rival DJ Marshfellow Brown of stealing "his moves n' swag, ya slag" and ripped his clothing off publicly. He was never seen again after that evening, and many wonder where he has gone to this day.

"God I sure miss Randy McCandy...if it hadn't been for the Flamingo Affair he might still be spinnin' his spooky tracks today."

Flamingo Affair by Lil Skippy Kid October 30, 2017

Pregnant Flamingo 

A Hideous Drag Queen who wears hideous dresses that are so tight the seams are scereaming.

That bitch loooks like a pregnant flamingo!!!

Pregnant Flamingo by make you cry March 8, 2011

Alaskan Flamingo 

A sexual act in which a thin metal pole is shoved into a person's urethra while their penis is fully erect, and/or any orifice capable of housing one.
then a partner(s) sits on top of the pole(s) to increase the pressure while they masturbate on top of it looking down at the other person.
Care should be taken in being the flamingo so that the pole doesn't puncture anything,

bouncing or swaying around gently and slowly while they trust you not to injure them.

"You hear that Jerry and Ronda tried the alaskan flamingo last night?"
"No shit, no wonder she hasn't been walking right."
"Yeah Jerry seems kinda bummed about it, bet he'll get it too once she's feeling better."

Alaskan Flamingo by Aruminoi June 17, 2017

furious flamingo 

an extremely angry, aggressive male homosexual
these guys completely contradict gay stereotypes.. they arent sissys, in fact they wont hesitate to pound your ass (take that as you may)
furious flamingos are extremely sexually active and if they cant find a guy that meets their tastes they will fuck a woman if necessary to satisfy their disturbingly extreme sexual lust
furious flamingos scare me, not because i am homophobic, but because i'm afraid they're going to destroy me in a furious rage.

jose contreras: shit! that furious flamingo just kicked my ass for cursing out his boyfriend!
bruce lee: you're a pussy.

furious flamingo by benny b from the bronx November 11, 2004

flamingo dropkick 

A sexual maneuver where the male partner is having sex while standing on one leg and becomes dissatisfied for any reason. He then proceeds to pull out of her and dropkicks the bitch, causing her to travel several feet and finally falling into a glass coffee table.

Guy 1: Was it worth it?
Guy 2: Naw. So I gave her the flamingo dropkick.

flamingo dropkick by Dickshunary September 20, 2009