late flailing

the act of excitedly freaking out over something you found out later than your friends.

Girl: "Wait, Anna Paquin was in that horror flick Trick r' Treat?"

Guy: "Uh...yeah, did you think True Blood was her only acting role??"

Girl: "OH MY GOD!!!! THAT IS SOOOO COOLIO! I LOVE ANNA PAQUIN!!!!!!"

Guy: "Wow....late flailing much?!"

by AmbyMT December 28, 2010

Wacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Armed Tube Man

Those blow up guys you see outside of car washes and Verizon.

I passed a car wash and saw a wacky waving inflatable flailing armed tube man.

by pinkstreak January 19, 2016

wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man

A sex move that can only be done by flailing your arms around like one of those inflatable wacky guys at your local Oil Change shop.

It is also a Family Guy Cutaway Gag in the style of the Billy Mays' Oxy-Clean commercials, with the name Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse.

Zach: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man last night.
Mike: Cool.

by AlHarringtonWackyWavingTubeMen February 26, 2024

failing up

(verb, intransitive) to derive gain in spite of failure that would usually either preclude said gain or have adverse consequences.

Even though Fred was the salesman who lost the big advertising account, he is failing up to a seat on the Board of Directors.

by Nestor W. March 5, 2008

Jimmy Failing

To fail like Jimmy Fallon.

This comedian is totally Jimmy Failing!!! Get off the stage!!

by pFritzo July 10, 2014

failing

my life

what are you doing honey

failing

by yeetthefeet April 17, 2019

failing asleep

This term describes the nightly experience of those unfortunate schmucks who just absolutely cannot fucking fall asleep, no matter how much thrashing around in bed they do or how much ruminating over past mistakes they indulge in. Instead of falling asleep, an insomniac is simply failing asleep.

Alice: "Wow, you look like hell"
Bob: "<mumble> last night I was failing asleep and couldn't stop thinking about some shit from middle school when I got my bike stolen"

by channel_panel June 16, 2018