Flaccid Couple

The opposite of a "power couple." Flaccid Couples are weakened by their relationship status, and continuously becomes worse at activities they used to excel at. Their relationships drains them of their skills, leaving them flaccid and powerless.

Bro 1: Old Jen used to be great at fantasy football, but she's really tanking this year.

Bro 2: Well she's been dating Josh for a while now, they must be a Flaccid Couple.

Both Bros: (weep for their friends)

by DaveInchi October 23, 2014

Don't leave me flaccid

1. A request made to continue pleasuring a man's genitalia.
2. To stop in the middle of a story

1. I haven't cum yet! Come on, don't leave me flaccid!
2. And then.... what!? You can't stop like that, don't leave me flaccid!!!

by MasonLeButton July 22, 2017

façade

1. front of a building
2. deceptive appearance

mr. K-Y has a civil façade but is actually very rude inside.

by it is not your business July 3, 2019

flaccid ejaculation

When your penis does not have enough time to get hard...it goes straight to ejaculation. Usually used when in intense excitement.

I just had a flaccid ejaculation when Kelly Kelly walked by.

by Gayelephant August 4, 2008

Flaccidgasm

The complete and utter opposite of an orgasm, in which one's erect penis becomes completely flaccid and limp. Often used as an exclamation of surprise and disgust at something completely un-arousing.

Guy 1-"Dude did you see Julie last night at the club?"
Guy 2-"That fat bitch? You're into her? FLACCIDGASM!"

by TheSophistrator April 14, 2010

Flaccidiot

flaccidiot
/ˈflasɪdɪət/

noun

a stupid or ignorantly foolish person, usually male, possessing an appendage that hangs limply, especially so as to look or feel unpleasant, (e.g.: a limp dick)

- " Did you see Nick Adams is banging on about being an alpha male again?"

"LOLz 'alpha'? That beta cuck is nothing but a flaccidiot with an orange stain around his mouth."

by Ms. Unformation June 28, 2023

flaccid

1) Limp or soft
2) When the male penis is unhappy :(
3) "Down" time

Often times, after cumming the penis goes into a flaccid state. When you have a huge erection and want it to become flaccid just think about your fat neighbor using your blanket as toliet paper... or baseball. Whichever works.

by The Young Definer September 13, 2005