fondangleable

Something (usually a woman) that is so incredibly beautiful, one wants simply to touch it.

There's this fondangleable girl in my Bio class

by Lee Cody September 21, 2005

Fonda

Meeting a Fonda is a keeper for life. She is the "Great White" with lipstick. Love her and you will know that she is the one and there will never be another.

Fonda will protect herself and her pod. If you don't tow the line and swim with her, the swells will get pretty high. If you do tow the line, you will be able to weather the storms of life with Fonda, the "Great White" with lipstick at your side at all times.

by from another "Great White" May 11, 2009

The Jane Fonda

When a guy sits on his hand with his thumb up his ass while beating off. Then when his hand goes numb he switches and uses the numb hand to bust a nut.

Similar to the "stranger" with a little bit of prostate stimulation.

Requires a tremendous amount of coordination and endurance and is a true accomplishment if completed.

Did you see Lon the other night doin The Jane Fonda?

Ya what an accomplishment he's the man.

by Dustin321 February 12, 2009

golden frondays

Similar to Golden Fridays (where some employees receive some Fridays off), Golden Frondays are a hybrid which adds the option of taking Monday versus Friday off. Helping you to make your weekend ever longer! HP GR

Instead of taking a Golden Friday off work, you can take either a Monday or a Friday, combining the two to make Golden Frondays!

by Gene&Haley September 19, 2014

Testicular Fondalitis

An unofficial medical term referring to the urge to continually fondle ones testicles. This is generally done through a piece of clothing such as boxers. This disorder is relatively uncommon and usually affects only young and immature males.

Greg - "Dr i have a problem, i can't seem to stop fondling my testicles."
Dr - "Greg you appear to have Testicular Fondalitis."

by Sand Ninja C January 11, 2009

Fondling the Fondant/creamed her egg

A term used to describe what well sprung males like to do to their ho's to celebrate Easter each year. This event is usually brought on by a sugar rush from overdosing on Cadbury Creme Eggs and may result in a “second coming.” Because of his over-excitement, the male usually forgets to put on a condom and may live to regret this experience.

“Hey, my ho had me over for Easter and I was fondling the fondant/creamed her egg. I ‘aint ready to be no Mother fuckin’ Daddy-o! I can’t believe I played myself like this!”

by Bay Boy and Corn Ho April 29, 2009

foondart

a person that sucks farts out of dead animals assholes

did you see that. soulvoid is such a foondart.

by freebirth July 27, 2003