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Smokebreak Fitch

A term used to describe what it is like to watch UFC fighter Jon Fitch fight. He is both incredibly successful and mind numbingly boring, due to his controlling wrestling and grinding down style of fighting.

An incredible athlete, yet hasn't won as many fans as his more exciting welterweight counterparts.

Although Fitch cares little for these minor details as he would not be nearly as successful should he not employ these tactics. Many mixed martial arts fans believe Fitch's style of fighting to be predictable and rudimentary, so much so they would rather pass the time during his fight having a break.
This recess is generally spent doing things like stocking up on food or beers, having a smoke(hence smokebreak), draining the lizard, parking a buick, rubbing one out, skinning up a hooter, going on a rant, starting a bar fight with a Jon Fitch fan(careful with this as he may try and wrestle you for a full fifteen minutes), trimming you're nails or any other mundane activity.
Derek: "Hey bro, what the fuck are you doing? UFC is on, shit's pay per view ya know."

Dave: "Bro, calm down, smokebreak Fitch is on."

Derek: "Oh yea, that's why nothing interesting has happened."

Dave: "See, now hurry up, there's a stink beetle out here and I wanna spark up so I can trip out watching the little fucker."

Derek: "Wicked bro."
by timbuctoo88 March 11, 2011
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fitteh muh

A very popular Punjabi phrase used in situations when someone fails to perform something and to express annoyance, exasperation on that.

A very close English translation is 'facepalm' which itself is an internet slang.

fitteh (Pronounced: Phitt - ey) = smiting
muh (moo) = face

fitteh muh = smiting your face in exasperation = facepalm
Gurpreet: Hey I think I have done this piece of work.
Sahil: fitteh muh! This is all wrong you little ass!
by punjabi_daaku October 26, 2013
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Fite me irl fgt

Fight me in real life faggot

Often used in online video games and social media sites in a tongue-in-cheek way.
Player 1: I fuked ur mum last night
Player 2: U wot m8?
Player 2: fite me irl fgt
by Xx_ToiletSlayer_xX July 4, 2017
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firehouse subs

Sandwich shop that was founded by firemen and you can taste it. Firehouse is 10 times better than Subway. They only need two types of bread, white and wheat, unlike Subway who uses their bread to cover up that there is no meat on the sandwich.

Origin for the infamous group "F.H.E.", composed of jesse, bryan, and tyler, with such hits as "Salt and Pepper" and "Put it in the Toaster".
guy 1: Im hungry for a sub but if we go to subway i wont get full.

guy 2: Lets go to Firehouse subs, they actually put meat on their subs
by FHE January 4, 2010
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Fitching up

Comedy lingo: The act of revising a joke to make it more vulgar and offensive. Usually involving the addition of rape, pedophelia, cancer, or any other generally offensive topic.
I was fitching up my jokes for dirty joke night at the comedy zone.

We brought new writers in because the script needs some fitching up.

That joke is a too clean for this crowd, you should fitch it up a little.
by Ira Cohensteinbergold August 11, 2012
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fithead

A male or female who is fitness enthusiast and encourages other people to become fit without being a snoot about it.
Kelly is a total fithead and loves to go to gym everyday.
by NiceWorld May 12, 2016
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fivehead

that's not a forehead, that's a fivehead
by beaty September 7, 2003
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