dishwasher

a person handing out sexsim like books in class, thinking he/she is a bigman.

stop being such a dishwasher grow up kyle

by bangers-n-mash September 8, 2019

dishwasher

an "insult" used by pick me girls and men of lower iq than the average. It's supposed to hurt girls for like, doing pretty much anything, and when you complain about it, they say it's DaRk HuMoR. of course, these people can't make you laugh even if you paid them. the comebacks for it are few and not powerful, but you don't even need one because these people just dig their own comedic hole the time they say it. anyway, a lot of people answer with "ok wallet" or "kill all men 2020", the last one is great because it offends them. after using it, you're supposed to hit them with the BUT IT'S DARK HUMOR SNOWFLAKE YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE

"ok but why is my dishwasher talking"
"i know you're asking me to stop disrespecting you but shut up dishwasher"

by sprinklesprankle July 29, 2020

Dishwasher salmon

The end product of cooking salmon in a fucking dishwasher.

Bob: "Hey, should I cook up some salmon in the dishwasher for dinner later?"

Rod: "Don't nobody want that dishwasher salmon, motherfucker!"

by LightningStu April 21, 2022

International dishwasher day

Also known as the international sandwich maker day, March 8th is here to remind all women that they are just property/objects that all men own!

Person 1: yo it's international dishwasher day
Person 2: oh I'll make sure I remind Jessica, she hasn't been doing the dishes lately!

by The_best_jew March 8, 2019

loading the dishwasher

Getting your wife drunk!

Well, I loaded the dishwasher six months ago and now she as big as a house.

by Your Girth is Your Worth! November 13, 2004

Swedish Dishwasher

When a man fills a women's vagina with dishwasher soap to wash the fesis off his penis after plundering her anus.

Dude I had so much poop on my dick after fucking her ass that I had to use the Swedish Dishwasher technique.

by matty tee September 30, 2010

purple monkey dishwasher

A parody of the game 'telephone' used on an episode of The Simpsons. Instead of an original message becoming jumbled by person to person contact, the message is perfectly repeated at the end...but with the addition of the words "purple monkey dishwasher."

Nora's pregnant with Greg's baby after sleeping firt with Tony, John and Barney...but she's telling Tim it's his due to their fling at Thanksgiving....purple monkey dishwasher.

by Jax Bak January 20, 2010