fishwrap

Slang for any printed journalistic medium (newspaper, magazine, etc.) with such low credibility and standards in acceptable journalism, that its only useful function is to wrap fresh fish in.

"The Sun" is a sensationalist fishwrap read by 10 million people daily in the UK.

If you are not a Sony Playstation fan, Electronic Gaming Monthly is a fishwrap.

by R. Kemp May 2, 2006

Jeremy Fisher

Another finger-puppet friend of Salad Fingers who, in the 6th cartoon, led Mr. Fingers to believe he was eating himself. He is the only friend that had this affect on Mr. Fingers.
Also know as a famous singer and/or character in a book called "The Tale of Mr. Jeremy Fisher" by Beatrix Potter.

"Jeremy Fisher, I thought you were out fighting the great war!"
OR
"Once upon a time there was a frog called Mr. Jeremy Fisher; he lived in a little damp house amongst the buttercups at the edge of a pond."

by Kristina Wallace January 13, 2006

Fisher

Fisher is a guy who can either be your happiest dream or greatest nightmare. He has a very rough outside, but once he lets you in you've got a friend for life. He's been through alot so he isn't one to hand out second chances, so if you screw up be prepared to work for his trust again. He's strong and protective, so you'll always feel safe and know that he's got your back. He's incredibly sexy and good looking, and loves to try new things in bed. He'll say things that make your heart either skip a beat or break in an instant, depending on whether you've earned your way to his good side or bad side. He's loyal to his friends and family but he withdraws to avoid getting hurt. With time and effort, Fisher can be everything you want.

Man, did you see that guy?

Yeah, he's a total Fisher!

by fuzzypeach42 June 30, 2011

Fishprison

A dark, evil pit from which no light can escape and hope is a joke that the devil himself doesn’t laugh at. Somewhere that starts out smelling like roses and finishes reeking like a moldy, scale covered corpse.

Friend 1: Where are you off to for the day?

Friend 2: Going to sell an ounce of my soul at Fishprison. Shoot me now.

Friend 1: Ah. Yeah, nothing like spending a few hours in Hell to make you question where your life went wrong. Want some shots??

by OPCredz September 14, 2011

Fisher Long

A very very gay twink who tries to convince people he's straight. Always wears jeans and hiking boots. Knows a lot about wars. Is really good at science and is actually a cool dude. But he's def. a twink, maybe an otter some day. Could never be a bear.

Damn, Fisher Long is such a twink!!

by GayFag1023456 October 30, 2017

fisher slam

When you are in a major key and you lower the third of the last chord of a song to make it minor.

WOW! Did you hear how the song ended with a fisher slam?

by tiffmarie32 January 16, 2011

isla fisher

One of the hot stars of The Wedding Crashers.

I don't care what ud says, Isla Fisher DOES exist. Just look at I Heart Huckabees or that Beastmaster show.

by zbra November 10, 2008