Gold Fishin'

When you are taking her from behind SO HARD that her eyes are popping out like a gold fish!

Ron was fucking her so hard when I entered the room, it was easy to tell he was gold fishin'.
She was gold fishin FER SHERR beacuase her eyes kept popping in and out..

by Ron Ruias September 28, 2007

fishin' mortician

A mortician that enjoys fishing.

That fishin' mortician over yonder works on dead people and likes to fish over at Lake Cocksucker.

by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

Gone Fishin'

When an amputee with hooks for hands masturbates.

Remember that guy that lost his hands in Nam? He's gone fishin'.

by dartiki April 21, 2009

fishin' gear accident

A "fishin' gear accident" is a reference to an overly-pierced
person, as if they got accidentally hooked with multiple fishooks and lures.

She was a sweetheart, but you wouldn't believe all the hardware in her snatch. It looked like a fishin' gear accident.

by Jim Inman August 26, 2006

this nigga gone fishin

a crazy old African American or just something to say to lighten a mood.

"I failed 11th grade again"
" this nigga gone fishin"

by josh February 7, 2003

Hillbilly Hand Fishin

You gently reach into your sister's vagina and pull out one or more minnows (tiny fish). To be successful the fish must be at least 2.25 inches long.

I went hillbilly hand fishin night 'fore this lastin and now i got this itchy shit on my hand that wont quit burnin.

by Weinerstinkman syphollusaur September 14, 2011

Felony Dick Fishin'

Verb: The act of, while being under arrest by the Po-lice, being cuffed in front, having to urinate, having to "fish" one's penis from one's pants.

After I was arrested, I had to piss, that asshole cop watched and laughed at me while I was "Felony Dick Fishin'" for five minutes in front of the urinal.

by Dick Dick McGee January 2, 2012