friginity

similar to virginity, except it only takes one makeout to lose it.

"woah what happened to her? she used to be so shy"
"yeah, she lost her friginity"

by ahemitsme March 18, 2010

firing a blank

Where you go to take a shit, but you only end up farting.

Thought I was bout to drop a hugeass deuce, but I just ended up firing a blank.

by Dang Lin Wang LXIX November 12, 2015

figgin

From Terry Pratchett's "Discworld". It can be defined as 'a small short-crust pasty containing raisins'. But considering that 99.99% of the population dont know this, it can mean almost anyhting!

mmm, that was a nice figgin

If you touch my computer, I'll rip out your figgin and shove it where the sun don't shine!

by Gnarly Goat January 15, 2005

Circular firing squad

When people with a common enemy end up harming each other instead.

"With the more conservative wing actively attacking the centrists, the Republican caucus quickly devolved into a circular firing squad."

by genius3456 September 13, 2009

farginen

A Yiddish word that means, literally, to wish someone well, to delight in someone else's delight. It's the opposite of envy and schaudenfreude.

Moe: Hey, did you hear the news? Curly got a perfect score on his SAT and he didn't even study!

Larry: That stinks. I studied for weeks and I still bombed.

Moe: You mean you're not happy for him? Where's your sense of farginen?

by Shadwell December 9, 2009

Heading Down to the Firing Range

A euphemism for female masturbation.

Melissa needs to relieve some tension, so she's 'heading down to the firing range'.

by Pneumatic August 27, 2009

Transmat firing

A line from the game Destiny 2 spoken by the Drifter after he says something about an alien race.

Drifter: Y'all ever take a good look at that Araskes chick? Brotha, she is hot. If you're ever in the mood to get some of that corrupted ether out of yoir system, you can always head over to scornhub.com. Transmat firing!

by grease_of_sandwich March 1, 2021