The dirty fingernails method is when you are jerking off and you stick your finger up your butt and move it around. Said to give you 10x the pleasure when you cum
SpongeBob: hey Patrick last night I did the dirty fingernails method to a picture of sandy
Patrick: ew that's gross! But how did it feel?
Patrick: ew that's gross! But how did it feel?
by _amb.21_ July 5, 2016
Get the dirty fingernails method mug.The act of getting ready for sex; it refers to clipping fingernails in order to make fingering pleasurable.
by 🅱️🅾️🅱️🅱️🅰️ September 18, 2018
Get the Clipping Fingernails mug.The unpleasing morsels left in the bottom of a bag of popcorn, chips, pretzels that have likely come into contact with one's fingernail.
Throw that bag of popcorn away, the only thing left is fingernail crumbs.
I wouldn't eat any chips out of that bag, Chad was using his hand to dig for chips and he likely left fingernail crumbs.
I wouldn't eat any chips out of that bag, Chad was using his hand to dig for chips and he likely left fingernail crumbs.
by CaptainGordon August 20, 2013
Get the Fingernail crumbs mug.Equivalent of lying through one's teeth, but for situations in which the lie was conveyed through typed text via computer or text message.
"Didn't you say Chase told you he was busy tonight? He totally just booty texted me. That boy is lying through his fingernails."
by MDix September 7, 2011
Get the Lying through his fingernails mug.While working a manual labor job, you end up having a copious amount of dirt and foreign particles caked under your finger nails. Making you appear unclean and lecherous. Can also be in conjunction with "carny arms."
While making pizza all day, I ended up having some gross carny fingernails from grabbing cheese and pepperoni with my hands.
Ewww! You have the most disgusting carny fingernails I've ever seen! Do you ever wash?"
Ewww! You have the most disgusting carny fingernails I've ever seen! Do you ever wash?"
by thebeatnikgrrrl April 5, 2010
Get the carny fingernails mug.the effect of excessive nervousness you suffer while talking via phone or computer to someone that takes a minute to respond who you fear is probably doing something more fun than talking to you
Max: "hey, whats milton's problem tonight?"
Carl: "oh, its nothing, he's just drowning in fingernails because that girl he's been stalking still hasn't texted him back"
Carl: "oh, its nothing, he's just drowning in fingernails because that girl he's been stalking still hasn't texted him back"
by LIsquared January 29, 2010
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