A person who has one eye that is a little askew. When making small conversation with this person it's quite difficult as that one is looking for a squirrel in a tree.
Holy sh*t hot suppa if wasn't for that crazy chicks squirrel finder she might be worthy of you throwing her a bone.
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When the doctor asked me how she got the concussion, I just wanted to tell him about my new Stud Finder.
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Get the crowd finder gt mug.A friend (usually a bestfriend) that goes out of his/hers way to make a female friend happy. This is not strongly advised, because soon the couple will become annoying as all hell.
Amy-So Benjamin, I heard you got Miah and Charlie together. Is that true?
Benjamin-Yes it sure is!
Amy-Wow your a real boyfriend finder! Could you help me?
Benjamin-Yes it sure is!
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by LonelyMan15 January 7, 2012
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by imaroosterillusion May 1, 2018
Get the the finder mug.1. Diarrhea of the fingers - the written equivalent to verbal diarrhea
2. A condition that develops when typing a quick thought turns into a spewing of disorganized spontaneous words that quickly deteriorates into written chaos, not necessarily associated with watery fecal evacuations.
3. A long and often inappropriate response to a simple courtesy IM question like "What's up," when the answer realistically should be "not much."
4. The act of typing TMI (too much information).
5. The result of thoughts flowing directly from the brain to the fingers in a chat session where there they pass no filter and once typed cannot be taken back, unless of course you immediately type FINGERRHEA! in the chat which nullifies the stupid words you just typed and requires forgiveness.
2. A condition that develops when typing a quick thought turns into a spewing of disorganized spontaneous words that quickly deteriorates into written chaos, not necessarily associated with watery fecal evacuations.
3. A long and often inappropriate response to a simple courtesy IM question like "What's up," when the answer realistically should be "not much."
4. The act of typing TMI (too much information).
5. The result of thoughts flowing directly from the brain to the fingers in a chat session where there they pass no filter and once typed cannot be taken back, unless of course you immediately type FINGERRHEA! in the chat which nullifies the stupid words you just typed and requires forgiveness.
1. "Wow that was a long email!"
"Indeed! Sylvia had another bout of fingerrhea!"
2. Fingerrhea in action "Hey, really quick - I love you! But maybe you don't love me, and if you do maybe you should tell me. I'd like to hear it, too, ya know? I think I want to get married and have your babies and then vacation in the south of France, love bunny, fru-fru, airchip, sundance, blib, gyrg, zzzzzzzzbup......."
3. "What's up?"
"Well I stubbed my toe this morning walking to the bathroom. This time it was my second toe; usually it's my big toe, but not today. Sometimes I stub my pinky toe - that really hurts bad. You know, maybe I should have turned on the light. You'd think I'd have the hallway memorized since I've lived there 5 years. Do you turn on your lights to walk to the bathroom?"
4. "Don't ask him what time it is - he will fingerrhea the meaning of time."
5. Girl: "Did you like the dress I wore last night?"
Guy: "UGLY!"
Guy: "FINGERRHEA!"
"Indeed! Sylvia had another bout of fingerrhea!"
2. Fingerrhea in action "Hey, really quick - I love you! But maybe you don't love me, and if you do maybe you should tell me. I'd like to hear it, too, ya know? I think I want to get married and have your babies and then vacation in the south of France, love bunny, fru-fru, airchip, sundance, blib, gyrg, zzzzzzzzbup......."
3. "What's up?"
"Well I stubbed my toe this morning walking to the bathroom. This time it was my second toe; usually it's my big toe, but not today. Sometimes I stub my pinky toe - that really hurts bad. You know, maybe I should have turned on the light. You'd think I'd have the hallway memorized since I've lived there 5 years. Do you turn on your lights to walk to the bathroom?"
4. "Don't ask him what time it is - he will fingerrhea the meaning of time."
5. Girl: "Did you like the dress I wore last night?"
Guy: "UGLY!"
Guy: "FINGERRHEA!"
by Anonarrhea October 17, 2006
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