Ferny

Ferny….actually the most chalked person on the planet.

Ferny, why you so chalked at everything?

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Ferny

The state of being petty beyond description. Usually the most powerful form of the verb of the latter word.

Yo that dude is being so fuckin' ferny right now; nigga take a joke

by TheBootyPope July 2, 2017

fernie freak

a freak named fernanda

omg look at that freak, oh wait its just fernanda, fernie freak!!

by freakyweeks October 3, 2023

Fernieing

The act of jacking off on grannies furniture

Granny: “Bosh why are staining the carpet?”
Bosh: “The cat likes it granny! Its called Fernieing”

by Dykey Buttcrack September 2, 2019

Fernie ski bum

A out of town hippie who comes to fernie to ski and act .like they were born here in the valley.fernie sky bum are wondering around being total granola.

Fernie ski bum six o'clock.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

Fernie

Fernie is a smart,loving and independent girl. She's most likely to be the Mom of the friend group. Sarcasm is in her blood. She barely opens up but consider yourself special if she does.

dummy 1 : ayy i didnt study for the test
Fernie : dumbass i'll show u my answers but you better study next time

by froggie's child December 17, 2020

Fernie

*verb* to come in one’s eye at the climax of coital activity on account of the penile snapback due to rapid female disengagement.

So she was on top and I was all like, “I’m gon jizz in you”. And she was like nah, and jumped off. And then I fernie’d myself.

“Ah shit. My conjunctivitis if playing up”
“Nah mate, you definitely fernied yourself.”

The lady of the manor was sprightlier than I was expecting. A fernie was inevitable.

by Lady squirtle June 23, 2023