Ferns

Weed. mary-jane won from a battle of the bands.

Yo Matt Bring dat ferns to school tomorow so I can smoke a bowl.

by nick newg November 14, 2005

Ferne

To take the day off work

"I called in Ferne today"

by Spike85 February 3, 2010

fern

a kikdykgger

fern is a dirty kikdykgger, the worst of all the inferior

by offsetlion July 3, 2022

fern

A lesbian who is the submissive, feminine type. They tend to
be earthy, hippie-types that don't shave their armpits or legs.
The counterpart to a "butch" lesbian.

It was obvious which one of the couple was "butch" and which was the "fern".

by protonman7 October 30, 2011

fern

someone who follows people and wacks off to peoples facebook pictures

that guy is ferning so hard

by Spurrs23 May 28, 2011

fern

fern, a cutie who is so amazingly talented and unique and i am genuinely in love with someone with the same name pretty crazy.

you are so pretty you must be a fern

by brendong December 1, 2021

fern

someone who has follows people and masterbates to peoples facebook pictures

that guy is the ferning so hard

by spurrs23 May 28, 2011