farmers league

a term used to describe a football league (mostly professional) less competitive and having less talent than other leagues.

man, ligue 1 has got to be a farmers league.

by soepicchill May 23, 2023

farmed

When you're trimming your bowl cut, and you accidentally snip a little too much off the ends, and it turns out really uneven in front.

The Illusion: "Oh dude, I totally farmed it right there."

by Quasi-Realistic Dude September 8, 2013

you fight like a dairy farmer

The best insult EVER CREATED.

Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate

"You fight like a dairy farmer!"

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow"

by Memma June 23, 2004

Farmer Joe

A dead leg caused by a knee kick. When a person kicks you in the side of the upper thigh using their knee, causing you to feel immense pain and suffering. The target may collapse and limp for the rest of the day.

Aww man Ben gave me such a farmer joe last night. I couldn't even walk.

by benmcm1994 January 22, 2021

farmer sisters

when you and another person hoe around with the same person. (farmers use hoes, yanno?)

Oh my god, you talked to Parker too? I guess that makes us farmer sisters!

by nattychamp123 October 11, 2018

Feral femme

A lesbian who is feminine, whilst maintaining feral attributes. Not to be mistaken with your general lipstick lesbian; this is the type of person who embodies femininity but can simultaneously unleash filthy pleasure on their chosen target. So far, the rarest breed of lesbian to have been discovered. Her femininity masks her ruthless sexual disposition.

Sarah: See that gay girl over there?
Bekky: yeah, the lipstick lesbian?
Sarah: No. that there is a feral femme. I saw her put a guy in a headlock outside Sephora last week.

by FeralFemme May 15, 2019

mellon-farmer

A sanitized or movie-edited substitute for mother fucker

The film "Die Hard: With a Vengeance" was released in 1995
staring Samuel L. Jackson (as Zeus Carver) and Bruce Willis
(as John McClane); but this film was later edited for TV...

While the term "mellon farmer" probably appeared in other
edited films, Jackson's character made it quite funny and
memorable ... even though the original unedited movie was
far better ... the editors got a bit lucky, this time.

An example line from the edited film:

Zeus: Now that's low, even for a white mellon-farmer like you.

by original-movie-fan December 14, 2008