flexitarian

Somebody who pretends to be a vegetarian, but eats meat when they think no body is watching.

Hayley tried to make us become vegetarians, but then I saw her eating all this veal! What a flexitarian!

by distorted_G January 6, 2006

flexitarian

a vegetarian who occasionally eats meat

Suzie says she's a vegetarian, but I saw her put bacon bits on her salad at lunch today; I think she's a flexitarian trying to pass for a veggie.

by juicy416 February 24, 2004

fruitarianism

An extremely unhealthy diet of consisting only raw fruit and possibly other raw plant foods, followed by the very stupid or very gullible, who ignore the fact that humans are naturally meat-eaters.

Alice Teresa, the fruitarian: You can live wonderfully on raw fruit alone! Every nutritionist and doctor agrees that fruit is the healthiest food in the world! You'll be healthy and joyful!

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Quit talking nonsense. I'm already healthy and joyful, because I'm getting all the nutrients I need. You, on the other hand, are missing out on protein, Vit. B12, iron, essential fats, and a whole host of other important nutrients. In my entire life, I have never met a single health professional who reccomended fruitarianism.

10 years later:

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Wow, that steak was great! I feel quite good now.

Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Me too. By the way, whatever happened to Alice Teresa, the fruitarian?

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Oh, she got diabetes, anemia, and osteoporosis quite a while ago. Also, the lack of vitamin B12 messed up her mind, so she has a long term stay at the local mental hospital.

Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Yikes, fruitarianism is so dangerous. I'm glad I didn't fall for their propaganda.

by JesseG88 December 15, 2006

Fruitarian

N: An obsessive person who relies on fruit - based technology for their daily existence.

He's a proper fruitarian - look at his bold hooked into his new mini tablet!!!

by TeeEmEye November 8, 2012

Flexitarian

A "Flexitarian" is a person who is a fake vegetarian... meaning they eat Fish & Chicken... but NO other meats. That shit is flexible. You're a flexitarian.

Taja ate chicken instead of a steak, and she wont ever eat steak as long as she is a FLEXITARIAN, nor pork.

by FilthyRichTaj February 4, 2013

semitarian

Someone who doesn't have the guts to be a full vegetarian but will eat meat once or twice a week. Will still lecture you on the evils of eating meat though.

Laura: I'm a semitarian, I basically just eat vegetables and tofu now, it's so much healthier.

Dave: But don't you have a steak once a week and chicken on Tuesdays?

Laura: Semitarians are allowed that, which is still better than you and your rampant lust for meat.

by StewieG Wannabe January 28, 2010

fruitarianism

A dietary belief and subculture founded on the school of thought that humanity is anatomically frugivorous and would benifit most by eating accordingly for optimum health. The theory is scientifically sound yet the life is a difficult one to maintain in a world where most fruit is hybridised, pumped as much as legally possible with pesticides, and irradiated. Fruitarians who live on healthy land with plenty of rain tend to see the full benefit of their belief in this natural diet of Man.

Fruitarianism is often accompanied by the tenets of raw foodism.

'Fruitarianism, or the Theory of Human Frugivory, like our planet being round, is one of those simple truths which will be met by opposition for dozens, if not hundreds or thousands of years before being even remotely accepted.'

by Kyle Lees January 21, 2006