machine gun fellatio

The Act Of Giving Fellatio At Machine Gun Speed (the original idea behind the band name) It Was Found written under a table at bondi beach by Adolph Mantovani (a former band member) Related : Machine Cunnalingus

"she game me great machine gun fellatio in that park"

by The Golden Voice March 20, 2005

de fellationibus non curat lex

A legal principle, translating from the Latin as, "the law does not concern itself with blowjobs", based on the more well known phrase, "de minimis non curat lex", which means, "the law does not concern itself with trifles." The principle holds that blowjobs aren't really sex, and therefore laws regulating sex should not apply, or at least not as strictly, to blowjobs. Although the principle of "de fellationibus non curat lex" is often credited with former U.S. President Bill Clinton's victory against impeachment, it should be noted that the principle is not universally accepted, and persons who intend to participate, either as the insertive or the receptive partner, in blowjobs should familiarize themselves with the particular laws of their jurisdiction.

Defense counsel: Your Honor, my client clearly cannot be charged under this statue; after all, de fellationibus non curat lex.

Judge: This court has no choice but to side with the defense. Case dismissed!

by Atemperman May 27, 2006

Fellacio

A word that no one would ever use to refer to a blowjob, and if people do they will most likely not receive one. But society today has to have a "proper word for everything because something like "blow job" is too vulgar.

Would you like to preform fellacio on me ma'am?

by getfuucked December 9, 2019

straw-fellatio

one whom while is innocently sipping a beverage through a straw "accidently" suck the straw off, as though is was a penis

yo man i heard that girl amanda gives a great straw-fellatio

by jkvhjhsjdvhjskv October 2, 2009

Fellationship

A relationship in which the only commonality is male recipient oral sex.

My friend and I have a fellationship, I give him head and he pats me on mine...

by Sillylala October 18, 2008

public fellations

Witty play on the term "public relations," describing in no uncertain terms the lengths to which some agents will go in attracting press for their client.

The WSJ article? You can thank our public fellations firm for that.

by jdmc March 24, 2008

Franklin Fellatio Flatuation Breakup

She's giving you head, you take your dick out of her mouth, fart in her face and end the relationship on the spot.

I was so sick of her so I gave her a Franklin Fellatio Flatuation Breakup (FFFB) and got out of there

by TooFingFunny May 10, 2018