self-fellating

The term used to describe a person who will constantly describe themselves or their achievements in a favorable light. To give yourself a verbal blowjob. From the word fellatio, meaning "oral stimulation of the penis", and the word self, meaning "one's identity."

Opposite of self-defecating.

People who exaggerate their achievements are self-fellating.

"I totally scored a 10 last week."
"Dude, she was a six. You're self-fellating."

by A-lista March 28, 2010

fellationship

A relationship in which fellatio is the ONLY sexual contact.

Harry goes to the club, where he happens to meet Sally. After a dance, Sally offers Harry fellatio in his car, which he accepts. Harry doesn't see Sally again, but he thinks they had a good fellationship.

Robert thinks Tricia is pretty darn skanky, but she's got some sexy lips and a stud on her tongue. He knows the only way to keep clean is for a fellationship.

by Donnie Shradar July 30, 2008

fellaciate

The act of giving fellacio

If she can fellaciate like that - she's a keeper

by thehebb November 21, 2013

fellating the ghost

Excessively praising a dead person.

"It's the anniversary of Jacob's death. Deidre is still fellating the ghost of that asshole."

by czehner March 17, 2015

fellatiatoe

When you're getting head and the girl rides your big toe.

This girl was giving head to me and stuck my big toe in her pussy. That fellatiatoe got me off real quick.

by Duck_farts February 20, 2018

Autoerotic fellatiation

The act of performing oral sex on ones own phallic member to the point of choking and passing out.

John rushed home from yoga class to go blow himself as per usual, his roommate was home early so John hid in linen closet and feverishly began to take himself to his own base. Pounding his pallet with the cold robotic force of an off balanced washing machine caused the sowing machine to fall off the shelf and on top of John in the middle of fucking his own brains out. The autopsy determined it quite easily to be death by autoerotic fellatiation due to post mortem positioning. Balls to brows, John died choking on his dick.

by Spot on Johnny March 25, 2015

Flasian

An abbreviation for the the phrase 'full of asians', meaning that the place/event in question has a dominant population of asians in which all other races or people are the minority.

I heard that the city of Berkeley, CA is flasian, mainly because of the University of California, Berkeley. I hear Japan and San Jose are flasian too.

by Pastaconwings May 2, 2009