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Little Einsteins

The kids show that freaking everyone now knows the theme song to.the show teaches young kids about classical musicians in a way kids enjoy.
Guy 1:ugh what is the deal with the little Einsteins theme song?no one will remember it in like a week
Guy 2:nah bruh!little Einsteins is fire!
Guy 1:ugh
by SomeIrishguy February 28, 2015
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Einstein

Really really smart guy. Came up with the theory of relativity and the equation e = mc^2, which basically means that mass and energy are fundamentally related. Can also be used to describe someone who is really smart.
That guy got an A in Algorithms with prof. Brady! What an Einstein!
by thlalyi February 7, 2003
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Einstein

Albert Einstein, b. 1879, d. 1955.

Considered by many to be the greatest scientist of the 20th century, being named by Time magazine as "Man of the Century".

A physicist, he won a Nobel Prize for his discovery of the photoelectric effect (1905), which explained how a photon causes an electron to be emitted from a metallic surface when illuminated by light, by postulating that photons are discrete "quanta" of energy.

He also devised the Theory of Special Relativity (1905), which deals with the perception of time and distance between observers in different frames of reference that are moving relative to each other, and postulated that the speed of light is the same in all frames of reference.

Later he expanded this into the Theory of General Relativity (1907), which explains the force of gravity as a geometric warping of space-time and treats acceleration and gravity as equivalent forces acting on matter.

Born a Jew in Germany, he came to America just prior to the Nazi's rise to power (1932), and never returned to his homeland.

He spent the last years of his life attempting to combine the fundamental forces into a single unified field theory, but without success.

Ironically, his name is used as a derogatory term for persons who proclaim something obvious or who do something especially stupid.
Well he's bright, but he's no Einstein.

That was a really smart move, Einstein!
by Loadmaster August 25, 2005
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Weinsteined

Forced into a non-consensual act for fear of losing your career. Often involving erotic massage in a hotel room with a media mogul
She refused to be weinsteined so her career went down the tubes
by EdWarrey October 10, 2017
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The Dirty Feldstein

When your dentist gets you high on nitrous oxide and then flosses with your tampon string.
When I came to, I noticed my dentist's teeth were clean, but my tampon string bore clear evidence of pastrami on rye -- damn it! I'm the victim of The Dirty Feldstein!!!
by Pfc. Snowball August 15, 2008
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Eco Einstein

The recycling of other peoples ideas.

An idea seen as brilliant put forward by a work mate that seem very familiar.
Mainly because you or someone else suggested it months ago and nobody but the Eco Einstein was listening.
Hes a bloody Eco Einstein, I suggested looking for a better CRM months ago to my line manager, but now he's the golden boy because he bought it up in his appraisal with the dept manager.
by Crustytreemonkey April 21, 2009
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Einstein

Name of one of the most brilliant men of the 20th century, used ironically to express the opposite of intelligence.
You can't tie your shoelaces and chew gum at the same time, can you, Einstein?
by The Doctor February 19, 2005
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