Freebee

When you poop and feces doesnt stick to the outer rim of your bumhole. Therfore only one wipe is required. A lucky occation.

Eddie: yo i just took a massive crap.
Dan: it took a short time!

Eddie: i know! It took only one wipe.
Dan: wow bro you had a lucky freebee!
Eddie: you can have freebees too, just lay off the mexican food.

by jarredthegreat August 14, 2013

feefee

The act of masturbating inside a sock with alot of lubricant on the inside. Thought to have originated in prisons.

Man 1: I wouldn't use that sock. J-rod feefee'd in it.

Man 2: What do you think I was going to do with it?

Man 1: ...

by bob d June 30, 2006

feeble truth

When something is said or claimed, and it is very unlikely that it is the truth (yet not impossible) , but because of no witnesses or any possible verification, their is no way to prove it is a lie and is legally the truth

Paul: When I went to Las Vegas I lost my virginity to Pamela Anderson

Jeff: Shutup, we know that's not true

Paul: No I swear to god

Jeff: I guess cause you can't prove it, and we don't believe you. but i guess its the feeble truth

by Optical Epilepsy February 17, 2010

Feeble Git

A being who is rather large and most likely has ginger hair. Synonym to 'beast' or 'absolute unit'.

Get the f**k over here you feeble git!

by bobstinger February 15, 2019

feemee

A person that is beneficial to have as an acquaintance, friend or family due to their tendencies to be beneficial. A feemee can be beneficial financially, emotionally, spiritually, sexually, and or physically.

My new girl cooks without me asking and shes always looking to make sure im good, shes a feemee for sure.

by Spazysmalls February 28, 2022

feeleep

a nick name for a 'phillip'

person 1 - hey feeleep
person 2 - fuk you

by michael5495 August 31, 2006

febee

A social butterfly, a princess on the internet.

I met a febee online

by Dvani July 26, 2017