Shitty School In Downtown Brampton. Filled with dickheads who can't grasp how fucking dumb they are to the rest of the students. Most of them are asshats to everyone else. Their pants so fucking low you could see their knees, blasting shitty mumble rap for everyone else to hear. Most think their the shit for watching NBA. These cool kids copy the jokes the unpopular kids made, afraid to make fun of each others ego. Target the ones who want to be normal & make fun of them. Females are basic. Use snapchat filters right in the middle of class with no punishment. flood the hallways, striking a thot pose, taking 30 minutes to get to class. They suck off Drake's STD filled dick & insult you for saying anything close to bad about him. IB kids are entitled & act like 7 year olds. Most aren't actually smart, they just suck off the teachers, all for a middle class job. They rely on other IB kids to become their friends because they without them, they would be outcasts. Teachers are worthless. spent time getting their masters degree, realising that they hate teaching, blame it on students. They don't plan shit, expect us to do all the work, mark us wrong for things they were too lazy to teach. They allow fuckers to wear pants half-way, but scold you for wearing hoods. a few teachers are nice, specifically one math teacher who's last name start's with a P. Most of them though are complete shit.
Person 1: You go to Turner Fenton?
Person 2: Yeah, it's pretty shit.
Person 1: Glad I go to North Park.
Person 2: Jesus Fucking Christ. Don't get me started on that shitty school.
Person 2: Yeah, it's pretty shit.
Person 1: Glad I go to North Park.
Person 2: Jesus Fucking Christ. Don't get me started on that shitty school.
by NoForeskin6969 November 13, 2019
Get the Turner Fenton mug.A series of unknown or unforeseen events required to take place in order accomplish a single task. Often causing a great deal f time to pass before accomplishing the original task you set out to do.
"I'll be over in a half hour, I just need to make breakfast"
You realize you dont have any food for breakfast so you need to go to the grocery store.
You can't find your wallet, you remember you left it at your other friends place lastnight.
You get in your car and realize your low on gas so you need to make a stop at the gas station.
You drive to your friends place and pick up your wallet. But they're the type of friend that you kinda have to stick around and chat with for a bit or they get salty.
You drive to the gas station and while paying at the pump, you receive an NSF message. You transfer enough money for your gas and required groceries then fill up your tank.
You arrive at the grocery store and spot your supervisor. Trying desperately to avoid her, she spots you. You're obligated to make small talk.
You head home and put your groceries away and realize you forgot to start the dishwasher.
You pull out a few dishes, start the dishwasher and turn to your sink to start the dishes. You realize you are out of dish soap.
You go back to the grocery store.
You do the dishes by hand.
You cook your breakfast, brew some coffee and sit down to finally relax and eat.
You now have to poop. So you do.
It's been 4 hours trying to accomplish the single task you originally set out to do. Your friend calls and asks what's up? You explain that you had a factorio morning and thought you could complete what you needed to in a half hour but that's not how factorio works.
You realize you dont have any food for breakfast so you need to go to the grocery store.
You can't find your wallet, you remember you left it at your other friends place lastnight.
You get in your car and realize your low on gas so you need to make a stop at the gas station.
You drive to your friends place and pick up your wallet. But they're the type of friend that you kinda have to stick around and chat with for a bit or they get salty.
You drive to the gas station and while paying at the pump, you receive an NSF message. You transfer enough money for your gas and required groceries then fill up your tank.
You arrive at the grocery store and spot your supervisor. Trying desperately to avoid her, she spots you. You're obligated to make small talk.
You head home and put your groceries away and realize you forgot to start the dishwasher.
You pull out a few dishes, start the dishwasher and turn to your sink to start the dishes. You realize you are out of dish soap.
You go back to the grocery store.
You do the dishes by hand.
You cook your breakfast, brew some coffee and sit down to finally relax and eat.
You now have to poop. So you do.
It's been 4 hours trying to accomplish the single task you originally set out to do. Your friend calls and asks what's up? You explain that you had a factorio morning and thought you could complete what you needed to in a half hour but that's not how factorio works.
by EhZStreet June 9, 2018
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A nickname for the insane asylum.
"Instead, he'll get 6 months in the puzzle factory and then he'll be back out on the streets." -Some Cop
by Sly Magoo October 1, 2003
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Merril Hoge: Adrian Peterson is a FACTOR BACK! I studied him on film for 22.5 hours and he is just absolutely dynamic. Look at this play, POWER FORMATION, RUNNING THE FOOTBALL, he gets a SEAL here, and a SEAL here, and breaks off a nice run. Adrian Peterson is a factorback.
by brightz[tyop] December 21, 2009
Get the Factorback mug.A crowded place so chock full of morons doing stupid things that they must be manufacturing them in a back room; thus, a factory. An organization housing so many idiots, it almost seems intentional.
"Want to hit Daily Grill?"
"Are you kidding? That place is a total clown factory. Last time we went, some muppet backed his Land Rover into 2 parked cars and ran over a potted tree on his way out."
"Are you kidding? That place is a total clown factory. Last time we went, some muppet backed his Land Rover into 2 parked cars and ran over a potted tree on his way out."
by Karl Stall December 28, 2007
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by DirtyDanZ September 10, 2019
Get the Clown Factor mug.Buggerance Factor: This is derived from the English slang buggerance meaning an annoyance, an untimely interruption or something else that interferes with the smooth progress of work. Its use became particularly prevalent in project management where it became necessary to allow additional time for these unforseen and unforseeable events. Where it was not possible to allow this time against a particular element of the project, a non-specific increase in time was allowed to cover these eventualities which became known as the Buggerance Factor.
The Buggerance Factor is there to cover the extra time needed to rectify those things, which never ever go wrong, but invariably do if you fail to allow for them. It is usually added because of a sixth sense on the part of the project manager that something unexpected is going to happen and is the factor that allows for the law of project management that states Parkinson, Murphy and Sod are alive and well and working on your project.
The Buggerance Factor is there to cover the extra time needed to rectify those things, which never ever go wrong, but invariably do if you fail to allow for them. It is usually added because of a sixth sense on the part of the project manager that something unexpected is going to happen and is the factor that allows for the law of project management that states Parkinson, Murphy and Sod are alive and well and working on your project.
Malcolm's managed to wangle his way on to the next project!
That fuckwit! We'd better increase the buggerance factor in that case.
That fuckwit! We'd better increase the buggerance factor in that case.
by Croatalin December 25, 2013
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