February

National slap your gf ass day

Boy: *slaps ass*
Girl: Why you do that

Boy: Because it's February 21st

by XxReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexX December 13, 2020

February

Do u wanna know why February is the shortest month? Because that's when all the short people are born!

Me: Johana, why am i so short??
Johana: Cause, u were born in February!
Me: dang it!!😡😡😡😡

by Shadow_Gacha November 09, 2019

February

abr.Feb
adj. The act of giving excruciatingly, really painful words of sarcasm; being "schooled".

John: Dude, I just got this bike yesterday. It's fucking Huge!

George:Yeah. i saw it yesterday. Your mom let me ride it home. Like i rode her.
YOU JUST GOT FEBed {Februaryed}!!

by The King KONGO KOBRA. August 29, 2008

February

No Furry Porn February

Alex: I'm really excited to watch furry porn this month!
Hunter: Wait no you can't this month it's No Furry Porn February.
Alex: Well there goes my plans for this month.

by Pleasesendhelp January 02, 2023

februaries

Uppity black people. Those who think they are entitled to everything because they are somewhat successful and black.

Now that obama is president, there are a bunch of februaries running around.

by theguywhocallsthemfebruaries April 30, 2009

February

Only people who is a furry is born during the february-

Hey, when are you born?
February
HAHA FURRY

by hejgodkiller November 15, 2020

February 13

Girls born on this day are very special. You cannot replace them. They will give you unconditional love, the best advice, are intuitive and are independent. If you take her for granted, she will let you go and you will regret it for the rest of your life.

Person 1: she's born on February 13?

Person 2: yes.
Person 1: wow, she must be a goddess.

by Fmme88 February 13, 2021