February

Do u wanna know why February is the shortest month? Because that's when all the short people are born!

Me: Johana, why am i so short??
Johana: Cause, u were born in February!
Me: dang it!!😡😡😡😡

by Shadow_Gacha November 9, 2019

February

abr.Feb
adj. The act of giving excruciatingly, really painful words of sarcasm; being "schooled".

John: Dude, I just got this bike yesterday. It's fucking Huge!

George:Yeah. i saw it yesterday. Your mom let me ride it home. Like i rode her.
YOU JUST GOT FEBed {Februaryed}!!

by The King KONGO KOBRA. October 18, 2008

February

No Furry Porn February

Alex: I'm really excited to watch furry porn this month!
Hunter: Wait no you can't this month it's No Furry Porn February.
Alex: Well there goes my plans for this month.

by Pleasesendhelp January 1, 2023

February

Only people who is a furry is born during the february-

Hey, when are you born?
February
HAHA FURRY

by hejgodkiller November 15, 2020

February

So it’s february so that means fapless february so it’s like no nut november but in february

friend - “look how hot she is!”

me- “have you heard it’s february!”
friend- “what u mean?”

me- “fapless february!!!”

by joemamma69420 November 17, 2019

February

Fuck your girl February

If u have a girl FUCKING FUCK HER ALREADY

Dude it’s fuck your girl February

I KNOW LAYLA SAID THAT SHE WANTS TO PARTICIPATE 🤤🤤🤤

by Horny..bitch November 22, 2019

February

Finger Free February - Since Boys Challenge Themselves With No Nut November How About Girls Challenge Themselves With Finger Free February

This Year I Will Complete Finger Free February

by ..anonymous.... November 23, 2019