fauxbone

noun; a boner-like bulge which occurs while wearing jeans or other pants.

man, i have such a fauxbone right now.

by mitchell perrin June 20, 2008

fauxbook pages

What you call facebook pages that are under the guise of community pages but you find out it is really just a fan page that does not follow general community rules. BEWARE!

You can join community places on facebook that are names of places you might like to travel but you might find out some of them are not trustworthy! A downright shame! They could turn out to be fauxbook pages that make fake posts about happenings in the town and cause big trouble!

by Penelopepi October 4, 2011

feauxopportunity

A fake promotion or job offer that your boss has no real intention of giving you.

When your boss dangles a carrot in front of you in order to get you to do what they want, but they are never really going to give you the reward or promotion.

I just got another feauxopportunity to move to Hawaii if I push this crappy agenda at the next board meeting.

by jenny12345 September 30, 2012

Fauxboutins

A fake version/imitation of Christian Louboutin shoes. Usually worn by Russian OTBs (off the boat), strippers, hookers, HBANs (see Urban dictionary definition), or girls that pretend to be stylish but can't afford the real ones.

-Did you see Nadia's new collection Louboutins?

-They're fauxboutins babe. She got them on Canal Street

by The butcher November 5, 2014

Feauxmosexual

A type of bro that acts very touchy with his other bro friends, but will scream "no homo" if he so much as thinks about another man for more than a second. Common fare in frat houses.

Thaddeus: "Dude, have you noticed how much of a feauxmosexual Chet is"

Grant: "Of course I have, the dude tried to feel up my dick and said it was to compare sizes."

Thaddeus: "bro"

by Punkxican October 20, 2016