nearection

When the penis is not yet a boner but not limp. Gotten when making out with a girl (or guy) but not getting any farther.

After i finished making out with that girl i had to make sure no one would notice the nearection in my pants.

by mur216 March 6, 2004

Fearerection

The act of having the Fear of God in your boner.

After she was done with me, I had a MAJOR fearerection.

by Boner Specialist June 9, 2011

rearection

When you get a boner and it just keeps coming back. The only way to get rid of it is to masturbate

Dude in 3rd period i got such a bad rearection

erection boner

by notnichojones September 15, 2011

Femerection

The emergence of intense sexual desire in a woman, similar to the pulsating longing caused by a man's boner.

Girl #1: I can't watch Glee. Every single boy on that show is so freakin' hot ... it's just frustrating!
Girl #2: So what? It's eye candy, just enjoy it.
Girl#1: You don't understand. I get like the BIGGEST femerection, and if I watch for too long it's blue ovaries for sure.

Girl #2: Holy cow.

Girl #1: Don't judge me. Are you telling me if you had a dick you wouldn't put it in Matthew Morrison? I would put my lady dick in him so hard...
Girl #2: I think we should spend less time together.

by jddubu December 13, 2012

Hearection

When you hear music so good it gives you an erection

"This Techno is so good it's given me a hearection"

by Maaoom June 15, 2018

Fear-ection

Putting the fear of God into one's boner

when your boss unknowingly threatens to do some pretty sexually violent stuff to you.. and thus gives you a fear-ection, almost making you want to be late for work again.

by stillgottaboner October 15, 2011

Femirection

aroused vagina

you should already know about Femirection

by D4M2G0T June 3, 2010