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Fatwad

1.) A person that obsessively eats and steals your food.

2.) A name you call someone when they're being mean, rude, or annoying. You may call them this when they eat too much or don't feel like getting off the couch.
She steals my food everyday..She's such a fatwad.

I ate too much for breakfast.. I feel like such a fatwad.

Get away from me, FATWAD!
by IloveAdam<3 June 29, 2011
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fatwat

(pronounced FAH-twaht) -noun a woman of Western extraction who converts to the Islamic faith as an attention-seeking or rebellious gesture. The act may coincide with a romantic involvement with a foreign-born (Muslim) man, also chosen for shock value. -verb the act of converting to Islam as an attention-seeking, or rebellious gesture
"So I'm in line at the Halal pickin' up some lamb and injera, and there in the middle of the crowd I see this blonde, blue-eyed chick in a hijab--totally on Fatwat."
by eostrope February 20, 2010
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Marijuana or a large well rolled joint in particular
Have you been smokin the fatwashington?
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Fatwa

1. n. pronounced: fat-wah (From mouslim origin) A (usually) irreversable death penalty or bounty placed on an individual, especailly for betrayal of one's peers or criminal organization.

2. n. Is the ultimate punishment given to any blasphemer who intentionally or unintentionally disrespects the mouslim religion, its leading teachers,imans, moulahs, ayatolahs, or its faithful. A bounty or death sentance.
1. Yo motherfucka... You don't pay up I'm gonna put a fatwa on your sorry sick ass!

2. Salmon Rushdie--How dare you call the Qur'an a book of satanic verses? A fatwa on you, unbeliever!
by G.H. Hadden May 8, 2005
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FazWaz

FazWaz is a good vibe or a good feeling. Its an amazing feeling you have when everything is going perfect!
Im feeling FazWaz today!
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Fatwa

an islamic "permission slip" to commit criminal and immoral acts against cicilians especially women and children
the mullah issued a fatwa against the freedom fighters
by mehmet abu feigler June 9, 2009
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