fatwat

(pronounced FAH-twaht) -noun a woman of Western extraction who converts to the Islamic faith as an attention-seeking or rebellious gesture. The act may coincide with a romantic involvement with a foreign-born (Muslim) man, also chosen for shock value. -verb the act of converting to Islam as an attention-seeking, or rebellious gesture

"So I'm in line at the Halal pickin' up some lamb and injera, and there in the middle of the crowd I see this blonde, blue-eyed chick in a hijab--totally on Fatwat."

by eostrope February 20, 2010

E-Fatuation

E-Fatuation: /EˌfaCHəˈwāSH(ə)n/ - (“E” for Electric Vehicles/Cars) - noun; Definition - The love for electric vehicles and their "positive" environmental impact.

His understanding of not paying for gas tied to the power and speed of electric cars turned into an e-fatuation for them leading him to sell his gas car and buy an electric.

by EV Industry Insider June 6, 2018

Flatwater Kayak

A suicidal sport based on racing tippy boats down flat water including, but not limited to, lakes and gorges. Most sprint athletes train through the winter without all that much clothing, layering what they do wear oddly in haste or desperation for warmth. Sprint kayakers are often considered to be rowers' slow cousin and whitewaters' wimpy sister, but in reality alot of pain and guts goes into the sport.

Most clubs share training grounds with rowers and have develloped an intense rivalry with them. Sprint kayakers have to remain fit not just for overall speed but also to fit in the thin boats. New kayakers frequently capsize, and to avoid this they might stear clear of using seats, which brings them lower to the water's surface and improves balance. Many boats use tall spikes to hold seats in place, and as many clubs are fairly poor many boats lack footboards (a board that kayakers use with steering and legdrive) so athletes occasionally have to deal with extreme discomfort. The sport is embaressing if you're caught in public in winter gear, or if you capsize during a regatta on a popular lake. This sport is not to be confused with recreational kayaking; recreational kayaks do well on rough waters while sprint boats are brutal in the wind.

1)
Brad: "Hey, Keith, check out that freaky chick with the layered spandex!"
Keith: "Haha, I hear she kayaks or something, who does that in the winter, she must be crazy!"
2)
Leslie: "Hey, kayaker! Having trouble keeping up with us shells?" (shells referring to rowing boats)
Andrea: "Hey, rower! Having trouble identifying that whale you're heading straight towards?"
3)
Oscar: "Yo, sprint is whitewater's gimped sis, man!"
Tory: "Oh yeah, I forgot that it's wimpy to risk hypothermia 6 months of the year while pulling 200 pounds with my arms and abs."
4)
Gregory: "God, it's sooooo cold out, and I have to walk home from the bus!"
Calvin: "Yeah, I have to go kayak until 7:00."
Gregory: "Serious, man? Are you crazy?"
Calvin: "Nah, just a wee bit suicidal."

FLATWATER KAYAK OWNS

by lolCKClol November 20, 2009

Fatmata

One of the most wises persons you will ever know not only academically but in her lifestyle. She will give you some of the most valuable and helpful information you will ever take away from anyone or anything in your entire lifetime. She is confident in herself and dont take shit from nobody. Her confidence and selflessness is evident in everything she does and is one if the most beneficial friendships you will ever have in your lifetime. She is funny and bubbly and although serious, she has an a greate emotional side but conseals it well. Despite this she is Mother f'in lit and is very talented. You will have some of your most awesome memories When your with her. Not only is she extremely beautiful on the inside but she is even more beautiful on the outside. She has some amazing femenine fetures and embraces her culture and sexuality. She aint no hoe but if you her man, boiii you gettin somee! And that some is goood ! She a feminist and rude when she needs to be but also very sexual and subductive. She is overall friendly with everyone and has no problem starting conversation but treats the people close to her with so much love. She is ambitious and will be very successful.

Fatmata is everything

by Penelopie February 1, 2017

Fatfatist

One who serves tea to the "tourists" who come from Israel.

Fatfatist: Hey, how nice of you to drop by!
Israeli soldier: get on your knees..Who's your daddy?
Fatfatist: You are!...and would you like a coffee with that?
Israeli soldier: Wow your great,too bad you can't come back To Israel with me..
Fatfatist: Why not?
Israeli soldier: umm..prostitution is illegal

by Lubnani December 11, 2006

Corporate Fatcat

(n) - A Corporate Fatcat is a titan of industry. A Corporate Fatcat uses misleading and deceiving tactics and undertakings to grease their pockets and get their hand in the honey pot. Exotic vacations and exquisite dining are just a few perks of Fatcatting. They are everywhere.

The Corporate Fatcat was busy greasing his pockets and stirring the honey pot when he was approached by a tenured assembly worker. This man was hardworking and trustworthy; a rough and tumble blue collar Joe. Respectfully asking for a taste of the honey and perhaps a swab of the grease, the Corporate Fatcat merely grimaced with disdain and replied, "you leave the Fatcatting to me."

Leaving honeyless and greasless, the tenured assembly worker uttered, "God-Damn Corporate Fatcats."

by Joe Mantegna May 17, 2010

fratwater

n) A Natural Light, Natty, or other coloquialism referring to the fraternity world's take on bottled water. See also fratty light.

I need some that fratwater to kill the hangover

by chet masterson III February 10, 2007