fatassify

1. To eat excessively over time to a point where one becomes overweight or obese; process in which one becomes a fatass.

2. To eat an excessive amount of unhealthy food at one given time.

1. "I totally fatassified myself by having donuts for each meal for the last 4 years."

2. "Dude, you're fatassifying yourself by eating all those pancake batter and maple syrup dipped sticks of butter."

by ubererror7 April 30, 2009

fatass scarlet

when someone is overweight, at least 300 pounds you would say they are a fatass scarlet, meaning they are obese

Craig: omg look at emily

Kevin: she’s so fat lol
Craig: yeah, she’s a fatass scarlet for sure

by ayoayoayoayoayoayo January 26, 2021

fatasfuck

Pronouced as all one word. It is commonly used to describe someone who is morbidly obese.

Dudeman: "Did you see Eric's girlfriend last night?"

Other Dudeman: "Yeah, she was fatasfuck!"

Dudeman: "Fatasfuck! Lol! EGD!!"

by countcokula12in May 20, 2010

fatisfaction

The insecure pride like feeling of satisfaction after heroically humping a fat girl.

That fat chick i pounded last night for 5 hours gave me 100% fatisfaction.

by had69 May 7, 2008

Fatass Syndrome

The feeling of laziness you get after eating a large meal.

I have total fatass syndrome after eating at that buffet, it's like I can't move.

by Dasborg November 28, 2011

fatassish

a word used to describe anything that promotes being lazy and out of shape whether that be with food or with action

Example 1:
Joe: Hey Carl, what did you have for lunch today?

Carl: Pork chops, Fried chicken, fried buiscuits and i had a deep fried tootsie roll for desert

Joe: Sounds like fatassish meal.

Example 2:
(at the gym)
Fitness Instructor: (Doing Crunches) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,

Joe: Come on Carl we are almost done!

Carl: I cant do cruches. I'm too fatassish

by SelexaRuss April 6, 2009

fatocalypse

Process of quickly becoming massively fat; acute cases are often seen in post-marriage or post-birth women.

Related to fattamagedon, final battle of the bulge where fat conquers all.

Stacey was hot, but she went through a fatocalypse once she got that desk job.

by trilobite_maven_of_prague March 11, 2011