To dress up your penis in a flannel shirt and shave your pubes and stick them on the tip to make a beard
Also known as the greatest form of dress up ever
Also known as the greatest form of dress up ever
by Andrew Bullock April 12, 2008
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A man who was ordained by God to be named Francis, who also is in possession of a rather large penis, or colloquiallly known as a "Cock".
"Oh, look... Here comes Fat Cock Francis."
"Yeah, he's so fat cocked. I wish he'd choose me tonight to ravage me. But he never picks me."
"Yeah, he's so fat cocked. I wish he'd choose me tonight to ravage me. But he never picks me."
by Fat Cock Francis October 14, 2022
Get the Fat Cock Francis mug.Not to be confused with Big Dick Energy, Fat Cock Energy is the firm and subtle energy emitted by someone who has a delightfully thick phallus and doesn't have to tell you about it. The Fat Cock tells its own story. Not enough people strive for Fat Cock Energy. A surprising amount possess such a gift. People with fat cock energy possess qualities such as competence in whatever position they fill, kindness, humbleness, positivity toward others even when they don't really deserve it, contagious humor, and a "I can make you cum harder than if you were masturbating" aura. Great eyes too.
Mmm. There goes Nathan with that fat cock energy. He makes me feel so comfy and safe but also a little horny.
by NotableDiscomfort November 7, 2023
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by JPMorganJr August 4, 2023
Get the suck my fat cock you dip shit mug.The dude with the big fat cock that you fuck and tell yourself "It's not just the big fat cock" but come on; it's the big fat cock. Look, you are trained from a young age to lie and say "No. It's other things. Stuff other than big floppy ding dongs matter to me". But it doesn't. It's just the huge thick dick. 100%. You can admit it. We're in your mental mind right now so it will be out little secret. It's the big fat cock. It feels good in your puasy and really all you care about is getting the giant robust shlong inside of you. I know it. You know it. Why pretend? Well, obviously, because men without big fat cocks will stop giving you thing and doing things for you islf you actually admit to what you believe (Which is that men without big fat cocks are inferior). Why is this so? Because subconsciously you want to pass on traits to your kids that will increase the likelihood of reproduction. A big fat cock means women will throw themselves at your son and his reproduction will be assured. So you fuck the massive girthy meat kabob. Regardless of the situation. No relationship required. And then you lie about it. But not to yourself. That's the problem with lying. You can't do it to yourself.
by Hym Iam November 28, 2020
Get the Big fat cock in human form mug.To pretend a women is more than a big fat cock holster would be a waste of time. If they aren't going to fuck you then what are you to them? Nothing. Inferior to the fat cock they will fuck. Then tell men how they (Women) should be treated? Stupid. Why should I not harass the shit out of you? Real. What is one good reason? I can't think of one. It ridiculous to me that you think I should do anything other then treat women who think I'm inferior with contempt.
by Hym Iam December 18, 2020
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