Fanstagram

A fake Instagram account where people try to pretend they're a celebrity. They tend to say they'll follow someone if they like all their pics.

Ryan: did you follow Ariana grandes instagram?

Jaysie: that's a fanstagram. Fanstagrams are fake.

by Sarahfaith March 30, 2015

famstinious

adj. to be wealthy or of high social rank and eccentric in manner or dress, i.e. the lord of bath, benjamin disraeli

Disraeli was a very famstinious man, with his velvet gowns and snakeskin booties.

by Walter Krombacher August 7, 2007

fapst

A break in one's fapping routine, to prove that one can go without masturbating or for any other reason.

"After a week without masturbating, he couldn't do it anymore and broke his fapst."

by The Papa John's CEO April 15, 2017

Fasate

When you shout to a person to come over to smoke a joint.

Hey Ulises we've got some weed, fasate!

by quesitogruyere November 9, 2018

Faist

Felix from StrayKids' itty bitty waist.

Ai is the biggest faist enthusiast in all of stayville.

by staysallaroundtheworld July 31, 2021

fapsturbation

A theoretical act of self pleasure, often described as masturbation squared, or F=M^2. Can also describe intense masturbation, or simple everyday masturbation for hyperbolic effect. The word is simply a contraction of the slang term 'fap' and the word 'masturbation'.

"My parents just caught me fapsturbating to skinemax, no tv for a week."
"Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it."

by Bearded Justice November 9, 2011

Fassbük

1. A heavily accented pronunciation of Facebook from no particular country, but still notable by it's difference from the standard English pronunciation.
2. A standard, shortened response to anything that could be found or researched on Facebook.
3. A nonsensical self-reference to the term Fassbük itself that actually means nothing at all. Often used to avoid discussion altogether.
4. A greeting among Facebook users.
5. A variation on the term Fassbook.

Proper spelling includes the double-dots over the letter "U" - "Fassbük", but not necessary.
Also, the act of using "Fassbük" or Facebook-related activities is referred to as "Fassbüken".

1. "We should stay in touch... get at me on Fassbük!", "Ya for sure am checking der Fassbük!"
2. "All that drama JUST happened! How'd you find out already?" "Fassbük."
3. "Haven't seen you for a minute! What you been up to?" "Fassbük." "What does that even mean?" "Fassbük." "I didn't ask you..." "Fassbük." "AW FORGET IT!!"
4. "YO! What's up, my dude!" "Fassbük!!!" "FASSBÜK!!!!!"
5. "Man dat gyal always deh pon Fassbük."

by BaddaDanU April 22, 2011