fassasitate

to fantasise about people above the age of 70. Derives from the word fasser which means old.

Stop fassasitating over my grandma you big weirdo!

by esther.L and Nell.C the foxes February 18, 2005

fassa

a universal word from the ancient Kelleronian language used as a substitute and/or filler in regular conversations.

- fassa is often used in direct correlation with the word yogger

1. No way Janna! Fassa that! You clean up the dog poop.
2. What the fassa is wrong with her? She looks yogged up.
3. You're a fassa Janna. I can't believe it's not butter.

by Fassa Loobie Jones June 18, 2009

Fassagger

a chunky woman with extremley saggy tits!

Keaton: hey look its your future wife

Bodhi: ohh yeah shes hot

Keaton: not her the fassagger on the left

Bodhi: awe :(

by KeatonsBS July 3, 2011

fassah

Take a walk. Said promptly after someone says "what?" usually after baiting the victim into the trap.

"Yo Sami, did you see what's on TV?"
"No, what?"
"Fassah bitch"

by lushdestroyer September 28, 2020

fassano

when u lick an asshole and get a few dingleberries stuck in your teeth.

When kristi was suckin on my ass she came out with a fassano in her mouth.

by Pat October 14, 2004

Fasian

A more than fat asian chick.

Richie: Who was waiting for their ride?
Chris: Oh it was just the fasain.
Richie: The fasain???
Chris: Yeah you know a fat asian.

by Count Dino / Weezer December 8, 2004

Fasian

A Asian that is not a real Asian. Usually can not speak his language, use chopsticks, and is bad at math. A disgrace to his whole entire dynasty.

Man that Austin kid is one Fasian!

by ISeriouslyHaveNoFriends May 19, 2011